cum humper

when some one jacks off whit there own semen

DUDE! jack is such a cum humper

by 4lph4 May 21, 2015

Hentai Humper

Someone who loves anime that they masturbate to anime and dream of a anime bukakke with them in the middle

Bob: I want to go and have steamy buttsex with Hatsune Miku
John: Don't be such a Hentai Humper

by Fuk yo shi November 24, 2015

Hentai Humper

Someone who loves anime that they masturbate to anime and dream of gay anime butt sex

Bob: I want to go and have steamy buttsex with Hatsune Miku
John: Don't be such a Hentai Humper

by Fuk yo shi November 24, 2015

Corner humper

Another, more accurate name for campers in shooting games.

I just killed a corner humper and cheered before realizing how lonely I really am.

by oh i don't know October 6, 2016

turd humper

One who humps turds

"Ben Safos is a turd humper"

by Matt Stazjic October 3, 2016

Hefty Humper

A person or thing that humps anything in its way. Known for falling on the ground and having an orgasm from thinking about the many fruits and vegetables they fucked last night. Also known as Miley Cyrus.

Miley Cyrus is a hefty humper

by 1212qazwsx April 3, 2017

Bumper-Humper

A driver who tails another driver so closely that his/her headlights cannot be seen.

That bumper-humper's riding too close to me--he's going to end up in my backseat!

by CrazyBatLady9 January 19, 2018