Hoofing

To kick or knee a woman in the vagina

She stepped on my foot and I hoofing her away was a reaction.

by Hoo f ing March 20, 2023

Hooflock

When an old woman's (esp. Gnome's) knees bend the wrong way due to a lack of muscle tone in surrounding tissue, causing them to lock up in a back-facing position when the person stands up.

The old woman had hooflock while standing for a photo.

by Goonie's Revenge September 21, 2023

Hoofer

A very insulting slur to dog who are chunky. Historically used to classify bulldogs from other breeds during the 1900 and now commonly used as a slur insulting bulldogs for there chunky physic and heavy breathing.

That door is sure a hoofer

by lucyhamlit December 19, 2023

Hoofrat

A Deer

Drive careful the Hoofrats are running.

by Wicked one January 19, 2024

Hoofed

To have enthusiastically snorted a drug in powder form.

Crispin's just hoofed a big line of charlie, I'd avoid him until he's come down a bit, and stopped acting like such a prick.

by irate of islingworth November 27, 2023

hoofbang

This is when you are driving very fast or carelessly. It can also mean when an action happens very quickly.

*Mercedes comes around the corner drifting*
Tommo: Fuck me! He's hoofbanging it up Lordens Hill!

by smackcrackandpot February 24, 2025

Hoofback

A large, mysterious callus that forms on someone’s back — allegedly from the process of birth.

“My kid’s got Hoofback so bad we have to keep him caged in the stable at night. The neighbors keep asking if we bought a pony.”

by tyonud October 31, 2025