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helicopter

When naked, a male moves up and down in a hula hoop motion, which causes the flacid penis to spin like a propellar. This act, although mainly done by children is also enjoyed by many men and their female audiences.
Look at me! Look at me! Check out my chopper (helicopter)!
by bleeb bleeb bleeb June 6, 2009
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Attack Helicopter

A joke repeated by conservatives who think they're funny.

Originated on 2014 4chan (where else) and has many variants, including Piers Morgan's ridiculously unfunny penguin joke.
Olive: I identify as Neutrois.

Brad: hurr durr attack helicopter
by E hates Q May 4, 2020
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Helmina

Just keep her in your life in anyway you can. She is the most kind person I've ever seen
She doesnt want to see u upset so , she does everything to make you happy
Girl 1: OMG who is she?
Girl 2: She's name is Helmina.
Girl 1: #Pashmaam! what a lovely name
Girl 2: Yes and Mine 😂
Helmina warm like Hell
by zMidouz August 19, 2018
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Hummel Helicopter

The act of taking a shit in a sock with a hole in the end and then spinning the sock in a circular motion above your head. This usually results in small chunks of shit flying out of the hole in the sock at some considerable velocity.
I performed the best hummel helicopter ever last night, those walls may as well have been painted brown.
by Poop Flinger May 28, 2012
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Nigerian Helicopter

A highly elaborate sex move where both participants (who are of Nigerian descent (preferably purebred Nigerian)) engage in a vicious and primitive emulation of a helicopter, the steps are as follows:
The Male lies flat on his back, presenting his erect penis as the motor shaft for the helicopter blade, the female then inserts herself onto the male’s shaft and spins clockwise, mimicking the blades of a helicopter, thus creating a downward force lifting them into the air.
Eventually the two will achieve such a speed which will allow them to bend the fabric of space-time around them, causing a time warp to occur, sending them back to the times of slavery in the 1800s.

This sex move, although very advanced, is highly enjoyable. So in conclusion, if you are black and you haven’t tried the Nigerian helicopter, you ain’t a real nigga
"Ayo baby *click sound*, do you want to try the Nigerian Helicopter tonight"
by honestlyijustwannadie November 19, 2017
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Go Fly a Helicopter

An expression used to show your indifference to another person's life.
I don't care about him. He should do like Kobe and go fly a helicopter.
by Vote Biden 2020 January 28, 2020
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Helicopter Girlfriend

A hovering, slightly neurotic, but well-meaning, girlfriend who gets way too involved in her partner's day to day activities to the point of interfering with their activities and choices.
She is a total helicopter girlfriend who always makes everyone else stop talking to announce her boyfriend is about to say something.
by braces4life June 29, 2014
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