Calin Helen is a mesopotamian god , the strongest one to ever have existed and currently still exist. You need to offer her her favourite foods (Noodle Pack , KFC and McDonalds) for her to not punish you into squishing you like a ant...
She also has a unique style of talking...Its like she talks rounding all letters..or maybe its a different language used long ago...?
Her favourite music artist is Billie Eilish and she really likes doing the "one shoulder up" move everytime! It is a little intimidating though...
She also has a unique style of talking...Its like she talks rounding all letters..or maybe its a different language used long ago...?
Her favourite music artist is Billie Eilish and she really likes doing the "one shoulder up" move everytime! It is a little intimidating though...
All hail the Calin Helen!
by Coaielius November 27, 2024
Noun: The sensation you experience when quickly standing up, causing reality to warp into an indescribable darkness and inability to comprehend sounds around you
by RememberTheAmibo September 23, 2019
by ebabysk April 02, 2019
Doing literally nothing all day.
Person 1: hey man how was your day!
Person 2: it was like a day in the life of Helen Keller.
Person 1: oh.......
Person 2: it was like a day in the life of Helen Keller.
Person 1: oh.......
by dumbassalbinomonkeyfag April 04, 2024
Person 1: hey man how was your day!
Person 2: my day was like A day in the life of Helen Keller.
Person 1: oh...
Person 2: my day was like A day in the life of Helen Keller.
Person 1: oh...
by dumbassalbinomonkeyfag April 04, 2024
Helens are funny, moody, and sometimes can be a Bitch . Helens are chinese asian people who are quite smart. They lie but in a funny way and they are very fun to be around. Helens also frequently act like a karen because of their manager - like behavior. They can also be very stubborn and rebellious when it comes to doing things, and their carelessness and recklessness often get in the way of accomplishing their dreams. They also laugh at their own jokes when its not funny at all and they are always concidered the "loosers" at school.
Girl 1: I love Helen so much, shes so cute and funny
Girl 2: EW! Helen is such a bitch, shes acts so much like a Karen
Girl 1: Yeah your right...
Girl 2: EW! Helen is such a bitch, shes acts so much like a Karen
Girl 1: Yeah your right...
by Name_Def2020 May 09, 2020
my grandma helen is a mad bitch.. probably salty cuz she got named like some old bitches dead cat from 1908..
by helenoconnor February 01, 2023