Having a turkey

A solo night in with a silicon sex toy…

A turkey

Oh I can’t go meet your mom tonight, I’m having a turkey.

by phosolo December 24, 2022

Having four fingers up

You love basketball guys

Having four fingers up

Ex. She has four fingers up she likes basketball guys

by Tay_lover13 November 1, 2022

Having a girlfriend

something I'll never do

someone: I love having a girlfriend!

me:

me: why cant i be happy

by why cant i ever be happy November 30, 2022

Having a Chalky measure

A measure of any alcoholic spirit served in the West Midlands that is generally done by eye but is significantly more than a pub measure and could increase as the night goes on

Hi, go sit down on the settee while I fetch you a drink and you can tell me about your day, I'm having a Chalky measure if you want to join me

by Helpful Dood March 31, 2023

Having

Eating!

Of course “having your cake and eating it too” is possible!

by V8sforlife October 23, 2023

Having too much cream

Having it too easy in the post office

“You need to get him off that route, he’s having too much cream”

by Ofsuburbia December 16, 2023

having a gasbag

Aussie slang: to hold a conversation with someone

I was having a gasbag with Sheila at the servo and we couldn't believe the price of petrol!

by Shirls26584 January 25, 2024