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power handshake

The simple act of one man giving a hand job to another man.
My good friend, John, gave me a great power handshake last night.
by breyn6 January 25, 2016
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Kentucky Handshake

A physical interaction between partners for the sole purpose of giving them an STD
Jenkins and I pulled the ol Kentucky Handshake.

Now he's got syphilis
by Mywifegotcapwned December 10, 2019
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patriot handshake

At the end of a massage instead of looking for a happy ending you ask for a patriot handshake - due to the owner of the patriots being caught seeking penis relief after massages.
The massage therapist could tell that Bill needed a patriot handshake to get the full relief. Bill left Massage Envy satisfied and relaxed.
by Little baby Chuckers April 28, 2019
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Handshake rape

The act of handshaking someone without their consent.

A tactic used by the Australian Prime Minsiter Scott Morrison a.k.a "ScoMo", "ScumMo" or "Captain Coal Fingers". Scott Morrison is one of the world's most infamous handshake rapists.

Handshake rape is usually followed by blaming the victim; such as claiming the victim was 'just tired' or 'upset' when the handshake intercourse was forced on the victim. Handshake rapists usually do not apologise or take accountability for their actions.
* An Australian firefighter trys to rest as the Prime Minister Scott Morrison attempts to initiate handshake intercourse*
Firefighter: "I really don't want to shake your hand...".
*Prime Minsiter Scott Morrison reaches down and grabs hands against their will and handshake rapes them*
*Victim feels violated and humilated afterwards*
*Scott Morrison smirks, sneers and ignores victim, having satisfied his own personal needs and moves on to the next victim*

Handshake rape victims are encouraged to shout out the following to prevent future handshake rape incidents:
"HANDSHAKE RAPE!! HANDSHAKE RAPE!! THIS DIRTY POLICTICIAN IS HANDSHAKE RAPING ME!!"
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Cobargo handshake

To grab someone's hand forcibly without the other person's consent and attempt to do a normal handshake making the other person feel uncomfortable as a position of power.
I was just minding my own business when some loony rocked up and gave me a Cobargo handshake.
by some guy with red hair I think January 12, 2020
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liverpool handshake

"I thought you were going to that interview?"
"I thought a Liverpool handshake would suit me better."
by sadical October 19, 2017
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secular handshake

After strolling through the garment district during fashion week, Nigel went home and used his drool to give himself a firm, secular handshake.
by von groovy May 26, 2017
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