Hasselhoffed

1. To be on the verge of taking a bite of a hamburger or sandwich, only to have it fall apart out of your hands. Often when a sandwich has been hasselhoffed, alcohol was a factor.

-The shirtless celebrity was so plowed he hasselhoffed his Wendy's hamburger all over.

-He stared in disbelief at his meal hasselhoffed across the floor.

-He scrounged through the hasselhoffed sandwich, searching for anything worth keeping.

by Hasselhoff Sandwich December 9, 2008

hasselberger

equivalent to god; one sexy man; amazing body and king of the baseball field.

"Oh my god, look at him, he's one hell of a hasselberger"

by H0M3$ July 7, 2008

haskle

Bothersome and burdensome.

He was a haskle lover.
Or, don't haskle me bro!

by Garibah September 8, 2010

Hasselhoff

To eat or be eaten in a very messy way in the (bathroom) floor.

Man, don't go in there! I just saw Pam getting Hasselhoffed by some random guy in a sombrero.

by Ashley Smashley October 5, 2010

Haslegrove

When A Man Puts Super Glue on his upper lip and proceeds to lick out his mother or other family member

Heey, What Is that hair on your lip
Oh, its just a haslegrove

by BiigTitsVill January 25, 2011

hassel back sandy

when u are stuffing a woman with ur cock while both of u are barried in sand

afs shatly sandy junk in a womans crusty vainy camel toe, hassel back sandy

by strasgoogech wangshaft August 22, 2011

haessler

Someone with chubby cheeks

Wow that guy is chubby he is a real Haessler

by GodHimself2 July 18, 2014