Gunt Scab

A healing or newly injured area anywhere between the navel and genitals.

The resulting coagulation of blood/puss due to injury to the gunt. Caused from any of the following:

Driving electric cart into fried chicken case @ Walmart
Oversized belt buckle rubbing gunt raw
Waxing fat roll in expectation of intercourse
Slamming your fat lower abdomen in bread drawer
Reverse cowgirl with freshly shaved ass
Being blown by steampunks
Fucking Gary Coleman's corpse

Has been known to be a generated suggested gamertag on Xbox Live.

Also qualifies as a precursor to blue waffle taintzillitis or tiddy mcflippins.

WARNING: Highly contagious in mullatos and Tolkien readers

"The warts on my fupa scraped your zipper while we were fucking, now this morning I come to see I have gunt scabs.
I'll need some antibiotic for that."

by smackagaweanis December 31, 2011

Gunt

A guy that is a cunt.

::whilst playing PUBG::

“Get this Gunt off me!”
“I need a hand killing this Gunt!”

by Internexus August 25, 2017

Gunt

To insert your penis into a large, attractive pumpkin and fuck it until climax.

I used to be friends with Christopher until he started gunting so hard he would make some gugi.

by Anal salad May 3, 2019

Gunt

An absolutely pug fug fat bitch, that you keep at her house until you have a zit, or bags under your eyes, which is when you pick her up from her place, only so she can be used to stand next to in public; making you feel better about a bad hair day, zit, under eye bags, cold sore, etc.

Friend: You’re late!!! Are you still coming to the club tonight?

You: Imma be late. Jus picking up my gunt at her place because I got a zit. That way imma look kills when shes beside me, as anything looks amazing beside that fat ass ugly ho bag.

by schmitchy October 12, 2019

MR Gunt

MR Gunt

Mentally Retarded bloke, with tiny cock and fatty deposits around the genital area.

Women 1: Look at that MR Gunt
Women 2: He'd have better luck finding sex in a Zoo or Wales.

by Frub August 22, 2011

Canada's Gunt

The maritimes

I grew up in the heart of Canada's Gunt

by tantroll July 23, 2020

Gunt

The fat pouch between a larger womans vagina and belly button. Resembling that of which a kangaroo would live in.

" Scotty, did you see that fat bitch's gunt? It was hanging to the floor dude!"

by Jabby October 4, 2005