Googlable

Anything that can be searched on Google

"Do you think that information is Googlable?"

by Tynn Lynn February 23, 2025

Goombacky

The ass of a Goomba from the Super Mario Bros. series

Damn she's a fine bitch! I'd wacky her goombacky any day!

by Alex Wumbo April 4, 2025

GoobLagoon

A fun waterpark founded by Caseoh LLC, where safety and hygiene is their #1 priority. You can check out everything about the GoobLagoon at gooblagoon.com

Atlas: my boss didn't treat me well at the GoobLagoon

by anonymous jynxzi lover :333 September 14, 2025

goonlack

A hazy, restless state caused by gooning too little - like jetlag, but from under-stimulation.

It’s not burnout, it’s goonlack. I’ve been too normal lately.
Not tired — just goonlack.
Haven’t gooned in days. I’m feeling the goonlack.

by heinrichlewin May 7, 2025

Goomba

A worthless piece of shit person, only good for getting stomped on / kicked or hit with shit.

"Yeah, you're friends a useless fucking goomba who keeps dodging his child support payments."

by Brendan Preemdarts June 16, 2025

Gooblah

A mixture of different things .

Liquid or slimy like a position.

Look at this gooblah .I made would you like to try.

by Kels204 June 19, 2025

Goomnastics

The complex and often delusional mental acrobatics performed by a gooner to rationalize their excessive porn consumption and chronic masturbation habits. It's a blend of "gooning" and "gymnastics".

This involves contorting logic to justify spending hours locked in a room, ignoring responsibilities, and staring at a screen. Common goomnastic routines include arguments like, "It's a healthy stress reliever," "I'm just exploring my sexuality," or the classic, "I'll start NoFap tomorrow, this is the last one." The true master of goomnastics can convince themselves that missing a friend's wedding to edge for twelve hours straight is a form of profound self care.

Friend 1: "Mark said he couldn't help me move because he was 'meditating' all weekend to align his chakras."

Friend 2: "That's some advanced goomnastics. He was definitely just stroking his screen."

After spending his entire rent payment on OnlyFans, he performed some serious goomnastics to convince himself it was an investment in supporting small business owners.

by went1 October 18, 2025