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Golden Finger

Singular term to describe money that is "fresh to death". Most commonly used to describe Euros and Lithuanian Litas.

First used in Lithuania in the early 20th century, it has been connected to a colloquialism to describe people who have amassed great wealth. These patricians were known as "Golden Finger Kings"
"Sir, your surgery to reconnect your severed fingers will cost 1000 Golden Fingers"

"Yo, these bitches are bleeding my supply of Golden Fingers. Ain't a thirsty hoe here who don't want none of my fresh shit".

"20 Golden Fingers?!?!?... You'll be lucky to get 2"
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golden cunt

To indicate a woman's vagina is of very high quality in terms of tightness, moisture content and of course odour during sex.

The Holy Grail of every heterosexual man: the perfect pussy.

Not to be taken literally - cunts are very rarely golden in colour.
Damn bro, I bet that Milf has a golden cunt!

Shiiit, I need to get me a piece of a golden cunt.

"Quick bartholomew! To the Tower of Shinzegar with the sacred Golden Cunt!"
by Ash C July 26, 2008
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Golden Apple

An exquisite item in Minecraft:

Made only by surrounding an Apple by Gold Ingots in a Crafting Table, you will receive a Golden Apple. This item is different than an Enchanted Golden Apple, also known as a God Apple, as a Golden Apple is lower tier. This is because an Enchanted Golden Apple requires an Apple to be surrounded by Gold Blocks, which is 9 Golden Ingots. You need 72 Gold Ingots for it, while for a regular Golden Apple only requires 9. They can be in a Stack of 64.
A Golden Apple will replenish 4 Hunger Bars, give you Absorption for two minutes, and Regeneration II for five seconds.
As a natural spawn, a Golden Apple is very rare, the highest chance of being found naturally is in 28.2% of Chest Minecarts in Mineshafts, and the lowest being in Stronghold Altar Chests at 2.5%.
You will often find Golden Apples in Minecraft Servers being used in PvP-type games.
Golden Apples have a few more uses than just healing and a couple of side effects. They can cure Zombie Villagers, give you a higher chance at Taming a Horse, and can be used in a Banner for a unique Pattern.
The Namespaced ID for a Golden Apple is golden_apple, and it's Numeric ID being 322 in Bedrock Edition of Minecraft.
Hey John, want to PvP with me?
Sure bro, are we using Golden Apples?
Only 3, they can be a bit too overpowered.
Alright, brophessor.
by DerpzKing the wise July 25, 2019
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Golden Wind

1) When you fart while peeing
2) When you pee while farting
*farts while pissing* AHHHHHHHHHH WE'RE GOLDEN WIND
by HinokamiNut December 29, 2019
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Goodest

a hilarious way of saying best, while being annoying and original!
This movie is the goodest!
by jarriXI November 14, 2004
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Do-Gooder

An earnest but often naïve person (typically educated and white) who wants reform through philanthropic or egalitarian means. e.g. wealth redistribution, social justice, welfare, third world immigration, adoption of "disadvantaged" children (usually non-white and from abroad), affirmative action and spending other peoples' money for good causes. See also white guilt. Do-gooders always mean well but may misinterpret opposing preferences to be racist, cold, intolerant or greedy. They genuinely want human development & positive environmental awareness, although the methods are a source of debate.

Do-Gooders can be either liberal/left or “social conservative” (as opposed to fiscal). For some, issues such as "ethnic diversity" & "multiculturalism" are a religious calling, but they generally don’t have the same burden for promoting it in countries apart from western ones - and don't feel that having a lack of ethnic diversity is a crime for any non-european countries (e.g. Japan). A few inherent contradictions may exist, such as the fact that literal "multiculturalism" would instead favor separation of ethnic or cultural groups to maintain “diversity”. Some subconsciously believe that decreasing the "european-descent" portion of the population pie is indicative of western progress.

Do-gooder methods do not always create the positive outcomes intended. The transfer of money from one group of people to another is usually the result.
"My aunt is always involved in some humanitarian project and she plans on adopting some foreign children. My boyfriend thinks she is a do-gooder”

"I can't believe how many do-gooders there are in this town who voted for more spending!"
by mocktwinkie February 5, 2010
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Golden Hour

The time between 3:11 and 4:20. Even though it's 69 minutes long it's still called the "Golden Hour". During this time it's generally considered ok to slack off a little at work and have a couple of energy drinks or snacks to help you make it to the end of the work day. It's also a good idea to spend a prolonged time in the bathroom reading comics or the news.
I'm going to head down to Rite Aid and grab some snacks during the golden hour, want me to pick you up some trail mix?
by Crazy Justin August 30, 2013
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