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gooche

This one time, i wiped my ass the wrong way and all this shit got smeared on my gooche! it sucked!
by joshman October 3, 2003
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Gooch Gobbler

A person who takes enjoyment in feasting on the area between the scrotal sack and the asshole aka the gooch

A person who is generally just an annoyance and a huge dick to everyone around them
(Can also be used as an adjective)

The name of an amazing mud-volleyball team
Hank: Hey Rob, what's one of your favorite things to do?
Rob: Oh I love to nibble on the area between your balls and asshole
Hank: Wow, you're such a gooch gobbler

That bitch-ass dude at the bar was being such a gooch gobbler
(You're such a gooch gobbling twat waffle!)

We are the Gooch Gobblers and we are the best!
by mtc25 January 12, 2009
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Related Words
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Gooch bag

by kingo-witney January 15, 2009
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gocha

The combination of "got" and "ya." Some retards Berger it up and spell it "Gotcha" but they are total idiots, and wrong too. Bam bitches!
I gocha this big ass dildo. I sure am glad I gocha as a friend!
by Shemygo February 28, 2019
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gooch glazer

1. A male who ejaculates onto another males gooch.

2. A person who enjoys the act of putting their mouth on a male's gooch.

3. Used as a derogatory term.
1. Dude. Why did David let Rlo cum on his gooch.

2. Erica's a freak dude. She just kept moving down til she was kissin my gooch.

3. Jesse's such a gooch glazer. He couldn't get a girl if he drugged her.
by dball September 15, 2007
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gooch flavored shitsicle

just another awesome insult when "bitch" and "asshole" just wont work.
by josh klayburn June 17, 2008
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Red Gooch

1) A gooch that has been irritated due to over stimulation via self pleasure, female pleasure, male pleasure, pleasure with a pencil, rock, bubble gum, pop rock, lint roller, or basically any object that one could imagine.

2) Camping whore on COD MW2
1) Man, that guy kept rubbing his gooch with that pocket watch. I bet he has a case of the red gooch. Nice!

2) That fucking Red Gooch BPG kept camping the castle with his 4 Red buddies.
by Red Gooch BPG February 11, 2010
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