Gisty

The act of making love to yourself by sitting and placing your penis under your belly flab and gyrating your hips until climax.

I can tell by the look in his eyes, that Andrew was about to gisty himself when he saw Matthew walk by shirtless.

by swivelmaster July 18, 2017

gliss

To get crazy, drunk; to have fun...see. hyphy and crunk

Im looking to get gliss tonight, lets hit up vanguard

by Werweskk October 23, 2006

glitch in the matrix

Essentially, a term referring to a retard. derived from the movie "The Matrix." also referring to degenerates.

Man, that glitch in the matrix plays with his own shit like it's Play-Doh.

by zach greg May 22, 2006

glissy

A shiny, slippery surface which could be wet or icy.

Probably a cross between "glossy" and "glissando" (to slide)

Everyone was falling on the walkway. It was wet and glissy.

by Jilly Dee August 25, 2006

Gilstrap

Anyone who has a very low intelligence and doesn't completely know how to pronounce his/her R's and L's. This individual may very well be an asshat or ass monkey. He/she usually will have a false sense of coolness and manliness. The individual typically has a terrible lisp. He/she may be seen lumbering around the urban jungle that is Round Rock, Texas.

Man 1:"Hey man, did you just see that ass monkey walk by?"
Man 2:"Dude thats a Gilstrap. Its not his fault. He was born that way."

by JC78681Krs January 11, 2009

glastonbury, connecticut

A lower-middle class town, comprised of affordable homes, for lower income families. The town faces many issues: The High School is far over crowded, and developers have over developed homes, thus damaging home values throughout the town. The town and its inhabitants strive to be more like residents in towns greater to them like: West Hartford or Greenwich.

Gbury: My home is worth $100,000, and we paid 200,000 for it 2 years ago.
Other: Oh, You must be from Glastonbury, Connecticut.
Gbury: Yeah.

by poorglastonburykid1 March 14, 2009

gisting

The act of learning enough about a subject to be dangerous in conversation or writing. Those who are adept at gisting can participate in conversations with subject experts without getting lost along the way. Anyone who prides themselves on knowing a little about a lot, knowing enough to be dangerous, or being considered a quick study is probably good at gisting.

Hannah spent some time gisting on fluid dynamics so that she could have a better interview with the engineers.

People call Megan a quick study, but she's really just very good at gisting.

I didn't follow everything that Emily said, but I'm gisting my way through it.

by D L Sonders June 9, 2010