The Gilroy

Small squirrel-like quasi-intelligent human who easily climbs shelving, racks, or other humans. Often mistaken for Pee-wee Herman, Gremlins or the Grinch who stole Christmas.

Customer: Who was that little man who came by last week?

Rep: Oh, that was the Gilroy... sorry about that he was dropped as a child

by Ackey Arches August 19, 2012

Mel Gibson

"Actor" and director, full name Mellicent Religiosus No Sodomites Please I'm Catholic Gibson, who was born in New York State and made it big in Australia playing a former cop who becomes a hero for a lot of post-Apocalyptic Aussies when you can tell by the look on his face that all he wanted was a Fosters. Often described as anti-Semitic (Jew-hating), and he may very well be ... on a bad day he gives the Jews about one percent of the venom and bile that he reserves for gays. The most consistently homophobic major director of the last twenty years. You don't believe me? Just watch Braveheart, for Chrissakes. Speaking of which, The Passion of the Christ would do as well.

Having said that, he really does have a cute ass.

Quotes from Mel Gibson:

And tell the English ... that they may TAKE our LIEEVES ... but thay'll NEVAHR ... get theer HONDS ... AP oor KELTS!!
- Braveheart (Director's Cut)

Umm ... yes, well, it's a matter of fact that my grandfather was homosexual, and so was that teacher in remedial English that kept giving me detention, and Pontius Pilate, and Satan, and all those guys from South Africa who dumped on the niggers, hey, one of my best buddies was black, you know, and all those Orthodox Jews were homosexual too, and so are the Reform movement, and there are a lot of them out by Alice Springs and Coober Pedy, and I think Martin Luther was homosexual too, yeah, and ...,
- confidentially leaked interview

Danny, c-mere, stick my shoulder joint back in the socket, I'm too pooped, just don't, y'know, get too close, man ...,
- Lethal Weapon 2, Director's Cut

I only hate the Jews when I'm drunk.
- confidentially leaked interview

by Fearman January 6, 2008

gibson

A Gibson is equal to 195lb
and can also be refored to as about 10mins (13mins to be exact).

And was named after the great math teacher of TCHS,
Richard George Gibson.

Friend: I weigh only 0.35 Gibsons!
Friend2: haha i way 0.65gbs!
--
Friend: You where are you going?!
Friend2: Don't worry, I'll be back in a Gibson.

by Mark Prog November 13, 2007

gildo

A gildo is a dildo for gays who are unfortunate enough to have small penises. It is specially designed for anus insertion, generally of a more morbid texture but mantaining the same rigidity as the commonly used didlo. It is a quite common toy for older and mature gays mainly in their forties and fifties, who are more likely to experience lack of erection.

Gay 1: "I no longer prefer my partner's penis in my ass, a gildo is much better these days."

Gay 2: "Agreed. It's just awesome and the best for a longer orgasm."

by Dallas5 October 26, 2011

mel gibson

An ignorant douche bag who has no friends and has the IQ of a rock.

Mel Gibson is a jackass.

by Michael Johonnson February 20, 2007

gilbo

the owner of a hair style similar to those of john travolta and elvis costello.

gilbo has a pure back comb he looks like john travolta.

by ry89 June 15, 2007

hack the gibson

to use xtreme 1337 tactics to exploit the system by any means necessary to fight the man and achieve ownage the primary goal or gibson.

originated from the 1995 movie HaCKeRz starring Angelina Jolie and Matthew Lilard and some other guy who basically never made anymore movies.

Yo we infiltrated security headquarters at the king of prussia mall and totally hacked the gibson. its like you know the gibson was the guards' headquarters and we like, surpassed that' we...hacked it we foughht the man and hacked the gibson. yEAH YEAH!!!!

by 1337 h4x 4 lif3 March 10, 2005