Fuck ur gf

On June 3rd is national fuck your girlfriend

Hey babe it’s national fuck ur gf day want to.

by Keefer the queefer June 2, 2024

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slop gf

A slop gf (aka a cozy, lazy, low-effort but lovable gremlin) engages in activities that require minimal energy but bring maximum comfort. Here’s what she might do:
- Laying in Bed for Hours
- Eating Messily
- Gaming in the Most Unhinged Position
- Wearing the Same Comfy Clothes for Days
- Making Strange Noises Instead of Talking
- Watching Shows Without Actually Watching
- Being Dramatic Over Minor Inconveniences
- Collecting Random Objects

- Going Feral at 3 AM
- Wanting to Be Babied

Miro's doing nothing but bed-rotting and browsing memes all day, she has truly become prime slop gf material, I cannot wait to marry her

by Phantasea March 27, 2025

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slop gf

A slop gf (aka a cozy, lazy, low-effort but lovable gremlin) engages in activities that require minimal energy but bring maximum comfort. Here’s what she might do:
- Laying in Bed for Hours
- Eating Messily
- Gaming in the Most Unhinged Position
- Wearing the Same Comfy Clothes for Days
- Making Strange Noises Instead of Talking
- Watching Shows Without Actually Watching

- Being Dramatic Over Minor Inconveniences
- Collecting Random Objects

- Going Feral at 3 AM
- Wanting to Be Babied

all she does it bed-rot, stay up playing video games and listening to ultra-masculine white girl playlists on youtube... she has truly become prime slop gf material.

by Phantasea March 27, 2025

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chicken nugget gf

A very picky eater. Sticks to “safe food” but occasionally tries to branch out, only to instantly regret it and beg to swap with your plate or beverage.

just try it, stop being a chicken nugget gf

by wwrdl May 2, 2025

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