Breaking wind under the covers and quickly trapping your bed-mate in the fog under the blanket. A quicker application of a dutch oven.
My girl has caught on to the dutch oven, so I had to hit her quick with a german parachute on one of my gassier days.
by 12345678910111213 March 24, 2008
Get the german parachutemug. A nickname for pope Benedict XVI. Along with other terms such as papa ratzi, B16, and papa ben, this phrase may be considered either endearing or offensive, depending upon whether the speaker is a practicing Catholic or not. (similar to the N word among Blacks). German shepherd is a pun on the pope's German background and his role as shepherd of the Christian church, and it plays on the practice of some members of the media calling him a rottweiler during his days as head of the CDF.
by sambarnes February 16, 2008
Get the German Shepherdmug. person that has a long line of german in there family. Usually has a big penis and ladies call him a german soldier. qualifications blonde hair. blue eyes. big dick.
by Jakimjuk October 19, 2005
Get the German Soldiermug. The worst smelling odor in the entire world. A toxic odor that can burn your nose and/or eyes out of their sockets.
Usually created by the obese.
Usually created by the obese.
"If you are in a room with a obese man or woman and they lets a "German Fart" rip ,that smell will reach you and when it does you feel like you have just been gassed by a german attack force and all you want to do at that point is to shoot yourself in the head with an AK47.
by Michael,Evan April 8, 2007
Get the German Fartmug. by paraleel October 3, 2011
Get the Dirty Germanmug. Stepping on the brake and the gas at the same time, often causing the rear of the car to swerve, and usually generating a spray of dust and debris.
This can be done to show off; or it can be used as a form of road rage if done while someone is tailgating.
This can be done to show off; or it can be used as a form of road rage if done while someone is tailgating.
"While coming home from work, some knuckle head pulled a German brake on me. Don't know what his problem was. Not like I was tailgating him or anything."
by Lounge Daddy September 24, 2012
Get the German brakemug. "I just gave myself a German Surfer."
"I bet that guy just gave himself a German Surfer."
Man 1: "Hey, I just sucked my own dick."
Man 2: "You mean to say you just gave yourself a German Surfer?"
Man 1: "Indeed, it was quite satisfactory."
"I bet that guy just gave himself a German Surfer."
Man 1: "Hey, I just sucked my own dick."
Man 2: "You mean to say you just gave yourself a German Surfer?"
Man 1: "Indeed, it was quite satisfactory."
by Dirrkk June 3, 2009
Get the German Surfermug.