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german parachute

Breaking wind under the covers and quickly trapping your bed-mate in the fog under the blanket. A quicker application of a dutch oven.
My girl has caught on to the dutch oven, so I had to hit her quick with a german parachute on one of my gassier days.
by 12345678910111213 March 24, 2008
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German Shepherd

A nickname for pope Benedict XVI. Along with other terms such as papa ratzi, B16, and papa ben, this phrase may be considered either endearing or offensive, depending upon whether the speaker is a practicing Catholic or not. (similar to the N word among Blacks). German shepherd is a pun on the pope's German background and his role as shepherd of the Christian church, and it plays on the practice of some members of the media calling him a rottweiler during his days as head of the CDF.
by sambarnes February 16, 2008
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German Soldier

person that has a long line of german in there family. Usually has a big penis and ladies call him a german soldier. qualifications blonde hair. blue eyes. big dick.
dang, Ladies say alex is a German Soldier .
by Jakimjuk October 19, 2005
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German Fart

The worst smelling odor in the entire world. A toxic odor that can burn your nose and/or eyes out of their sockets.
Usually created by the obese.
"If you are in a room with a obese man or woman and they lets a "German Fart" rip ,that smell will reach you and when it does you feel like you have just been gassed by a german attack force and all you want to do at that point is to shoot yourself in the head with an AK47.
by Michael,Evan April 8, 2007
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Dirty German

Heating up a sausage in the oven then fucking someone in the ass with it while reading Mien Kemf
She is so hot I'd give her a dirty german for lunch
by paraleel October 3, 2011
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German pancake

Ejaculating on your partners stomach then either sun drying or heating with a blow-dryer. Then feeding them said Ejaculatant .
Terry is a filthy slut. She let me give her a german pancake.
by Aceofapades614 January 7, 2017
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German Kiss

When someone is giving or receiving a rimjob and they fart while getting eaten out.
Jessica gave me a German Kiss and it was nasty.”
by xx-meinkraft420-xx August 22, 2021
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