Garrett

Knows every word to every Marshall mathers song ever! Always sleepy! Goes by the name “slim toofpick”.
Enjoys long walks in the park, pool, and getting gang banged by African American males

“Wow look at that dude I bet he likes black dick, what a Garrett”

by Garrettisgay2 June 2, 2018

Garrett

A garret is a guy that knows every word to every Marshall mathers song, goes by name “slim toothpick”. Like long walks in the park, smelling farts and black guys.

Favorite movie: black cock down
Often enjoys masturbating 7 times a day

“Wow that guy looks like such a garrett”

by Garrettisgay2 June 2, 2018

Garret Bertrand

A guy who is an absolute twat and never leaves his basement except for food and his John aka his gay partner

Hey look at that garret Bertrand He”ll never find love

by bill shakespear June 4, 2018

Garrie

A person who loves memes. Dark memes.
A person who makes fun anything... So dark...

Person: "Hey, have you seen Snailrrie?"
Garrie: "That person who will be burned alive, because I don't know her?"
Person: "uuhm, no... You're fucked up Garrie"
Garrie: "9/11!"

by ImGarrieWhoAreYouSnailrrie? May 22, 2018

Garrett Williams

the most dope ass nigga ever who sneaks out and gets laid at every sleep over

I'm jealous I wish I was a Garrett Williams

by Garrett Williams May 8, 2018

garrien

garrien is the best friend you could ever had. garrien is the most great boy that you could have. you cry on his should er when your down he will bring you up. if garrien tells you something listen to him dont let him go or hold him back. he will beat somebody ass for anyone girl.

#bestguyever omg have you seen garrien he is the best boy friend you could have.

by by myonna kyndal and emma May 9, 2018

garretthays

The act of displaying extreme passion and love for Nickelback at their concert.

I went garretthays last night at the Nickelback concert.

by Harrettgays July 21, 2018