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glitch

- a software defect.
- A phrase used only by the media and old people who have no clue what just happened and want to call it something cute.
- a word used to convince the ignorant masses that there is a mysterious conspiracy happening.
- the fastest way to make someone who works in the software development industry cringe like fingernails on the chalkboard.
Poll Worker: Someone kicked the power cable to the electronic voting machine and it stopped working.

Reporter: Today's polling has been plagued by glitches. Prompting further calls for a full federal investigation of voting irregularities.
by Apa000 October 3, 2007
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gary glitter

King of glam rock, wore a wig, and got arrested for sending his PC for repair with hundreds of child pornography photos on the HDD.

"I DEEPLY regret DOING what I was sent to prison for"
Gary Glitter owns a house near a red light district in Thailand.
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Shit n' Glitter

Very similar to being tarred and feathered. But with hot shit, and glitter thrown at you.

Used to publicly humiliate those who have caused wrong doing.
"Did your best friend really sleep with your girlfriend?"

"Yes."

"Dude... Friends should never do that to other friends... He needs to be Shit n' Glittered. He will never do that to another person again."

"I ate hot curry 14 hours ago. Let's go."
by cherz November 9, 2005
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glitch out

to be so freaked out or panicked that you can't come up with anything coherent to say, and so say a lot of random syllables.
"eh- kre- s- du- damn it, I'm glitching out!"
by Ginevra January 12, 2005
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The Glitch Mob

a brand spankin new techno band that has alot of talent. today, they just appeared on Attack of the Show so i suspect they are going to get much more popular.
man 1- hey did you ever hear of a new techno band called the glitch mob?
man 2- ya, the glitch mob is where its at!!!!1 xD
by asldjgoawigraer March 18, 2011
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Glittergasm

When one experiences an orgasm at the sight of glitter/ or highlighter
I had a glittergasm when I saw her blinding highlight
by What.Is.Life March 12, 2018
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gutter glitter

even though Nancy isn't out on the street yet, she will be if she keeps wasting her money on the gutter glitter
by CB0717 March 16, 2009
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