Foot job

Masturbation by someones foot

He painted her toenails cream

by James March 10, 2003

queer as a football bat

Describes a flamboyant homosexuals manner and dress. Origin: 70's slang, South Eastern US.

Oh Jeff is queer as a football bat but he's so nice most people don't care.

by james savik February 4, 2008

six foot drop

(n) 1. A drop of 6 feet (2 yards).
2. What exists before you fill in someone's grave.
3. A hole leading straight to the very bowels of Hell, where you will burn in its fires for all eternity.
4. A drop leading into an animal cage at the Philadelphia Zoo, which is reached by crossing under a fence.

1. -Ouch man, that must have been a 6 foot drop!
-Haha you're a dumbass.

2. At the funeral Ryan ran but fell down a 6 foot drop into his third cousin's grave.

3. -Why is it so hot down here?
-Man, we shouln't have gone down that 6 foot drop.
-Shit man this sucks!
-<voice of Satan> Hahahahahahahaha!

4. -You dont want to be doing that little girl, that's a 6 foot drop!

by smartkid June 23, 2005

good foot

"get on the good foot"
is a Song by James Brown in 1972.

it means happy, in a good temper or wealthily

"Said the long-hair hippies and the afro blacks
They all get together across the tracks
And they PARTY
Ho! On the good foot
You know they dance on the good foot
Dance on the good foot" -

by mok la Rock October 13, 2006

shit foot

when a person pushes mongo on a skateboard.

that kid sucks at skateboarding and hes a shit foot

by santacruzskater831 August 11, 2008

High School Football Player

The high school football player is the epitome of awesomeness and swag all bottled into 1 walking shit for brains toolbag. In the high school food chain the football player is a cut above the rest when it comes to everything including raw athleticism, obvious swagger and straight-up toughness resulting in aquiring an abundance of girls who, by the laws of high school, are required to be with them. On the rare occurrance that said football player were team captain it emphasizes the previously stated attributes by nearly infinite. El Capitano is very aware of all of this and flaunts it harder than a $2 hooker on a saturday night at the club. Whether it is flooding social networking sites with pointless updates, wearing his jersey in a way similar to the way an SS officer wore his in the 1940s, and showing public displays of affection to his girl who really deserves someone much better, lets say for example the funny, sarcastic, intelligent, socially awkward, down-to-earth, alternate captain of the high school hockey team, who really understands her, the captain is a complete fuckface. But instead she is blinded by the astounding amount of toughness and idiocracy that he has to display to keep his high school reputation intact. However little does our self-centered wanna-be leader know that once he graduates high school he will count for nothing in society, most likely pump gas for a living, and can only think back on what a total dick and waste of life he was at 18 years old.

The high school footbal player runs his school.
Dude that high school football player is a complete fuck.

by the_next_big_thing October 26, 2011

Foot fetish

One of the most common fetishes.

Sure, we all love to kiss and pamper cute little feet.

by Luka January 3, 2004