Florida Foot

It's when a person, usually a woman or older person, uses his or her foot to kick open a car door. It happens mostly in SUV type cars where the person will have to step down.

Don't park next to Midred's spot unless you want a door ding. She uses the Florida Foot.

Oh here comes another Critical Masshole! Quick! Florida Foot!

by jsbsf October 13, 2007

Florida Speed Bump

An alligator. They're called Florida speed bumps by locals in non-metro areas of Florida because alligators tend to use the sunlight heated roads as heat rocks. They sprawl out across the middle of the road, and serve as a huge, scaly, armor plated speed bump. The bigger ones will not flatten if you hit them, it will just tear up your car real good.

Dale - "Hey Jamie, what the hell did we just hit?"

Jamie - "I reckon we just hit one hell of a Florida speed bump!"

by ConfederateFlorida September 21, 2009

Henry Ford II High School

This school is ass. Everybody’s racist and these bitches don’t know how to take a fuckin compliment.

Person: “what school do you go to?”
Me: “Henry Ford II High School bro. This school so terrible”

by Effdh25 October 13, 2021

Ford Festiva

A kick-ass compact car that lasts forever, is cheap to maintain, and gets 40 mpg.

All my friends made fun of my Ford Festiva, until gas hit $3 a gallon . . . then I was the one laughing.

by MCF August 11, 2008

florida-georgia line

A sound heard when a wild southerner screams in agony.

Craig made a florida-georgia line when he stubbed his toe.

by usethecleaver June 8, 2014

Florida ounces

Florida Ounces (FL Oz) is a regular fluid ounce with a sprinkling of bath salt.

How’s he so drunk on one beer? He must’ve been drinking 12 Florida ounces.

by Drunkymagoo February 8, 2022

moved to florida

1.(phrase) died; ceased life (used especially to describe an the death of an older person with a chronic illness)

"Joe won't be coming to the clinic anymore, he moved to Florida

by Larry516 January 2, 2008