a sexual maneuver when you have a girl lays bed spread eagle on a bed, then you stand on a surface higher than her (such as a dresser) and proceed to jump off the dresser with your bod out stretched like a gay starfish and your penis lands firmly inside the females vaginer, WARNING: THIS MOVE IS VERY DANGEROUS AND CAN RESULT IN YOUR PORK SWORD BEING BROKEN IN HALF OR THE IMPALEMENT OF THE FEMALE. PLEASE ONLY USE IF YOU ARE AN ABSOLUTE HORNDOG.
Hey Bob! haven't seen you in for ever! How's Sandy?
*tears fall from eyes*
I-I...I tried the flying gahooch and.......I wasn't a absolute Horndog.
*breaks down in hysterics*
Ralph: O-oh Im...Im so sorry
*tears fall from eyes*
I-I...I tried the flying gahooch and.......I wasn't a absolute Horndog.
*breaks down in hysterics*
Ralph: O-oh Im...Im so sorry
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When you see a girl with perfect titties walking down the street. You gatta yell out damn girl you got some fly tits!!!!!
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