Flabbergasm

When you’re so surprised, you have an orgasm. Usually used as a joke but you’ll never find out if it really is.

Woah! I just flabbergasmed so hard!!

by mattypatty7 June 13, 2024

Flabberdam

When someone is so flabbergasted by someone they get annoyed at the person.

" He left me flabberdamed !!"

by defenetly not me i swear June 23, 2024

Flabbady

An act of being lazy or sloppy. Not caring what the outcome is.

My bald friend Ron did a flabbady job applying the sticky black substance on the ceiling.

by Melisa Brown July 9, 2024

Flabbergasm

When you are so in awe by something you can't physically look away or move from your spot.

It was so cool, I was having a flabbergasm.

by leemur74 September 22, 2024

Flabbergooning

Gooning while in a state of shock or surprise. Could also refer to having the urge to goon when shocked.

The police tased him during his goon session therefore he started flabbergooning.

by lovenlighttvlover911 February 9, 2025

Flabbergoosted

Somebody who is really goosted out of their flabbers

Charlie: oh my god, you flabbergoosted me so much.
Nick: I’m bi actually

by Darcy0llson February 24, 2025

Flabberghastly

Something so ghastly it leaves you flabbergasted..
That moment where the sheer awfulness short-circuits your brain..

The state of his apartment was flabberghastly—I just stood in the doorway, unable to speak..
Opened the codebase and it was... just... flabberghastly..

by flabbergastly January 23, 2026