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Fix News

The far-right junkie's daily injection of toxic fantasy and rage.
He needed it bad, needed it now! now! startin' to shake 'n where's the remote? Where is my Goddamned remote?! Ping! and oh, right there! Hannity!!... ahhhhh... there... my Fix News, okay man, rigged, fraud, reverse the election, dead voters, Venezuelan ballots and man-made covid 'cause Melania takes her mask off in the goddamned children's hospital and the kids do not get sick and die, one kleenex and so what?! not over, man, not over, second term landslide starts inauguration day... better now, so... much......... better.
by Monkey's Dad December 20, 2020
mugGet the Fix Newsmug.

Multi-Purpose Universal Fixing Tool

The T.V's knackered again. Fetch me my Multi-Purpose Universal Fixing Tool.
by jujitsugeorge April 28, 2015
mugGet the Multi-Purpose Universal Fixing Toolmug.

Fix

You want me to fix it? Ok.
Hym "Here's your fix: I (as the public) don't have to do your bullshit... Then, I also don't have to do THEIR bullshit... You give ne MY shit... And then you both go fuck yourselves. That's the fix. That's the only acceptable solution."
by Hym Iam June 7, 2024
mugGet the Fixmug.

Mixing It To Fix It

The concept of a pimp secretly dealing drugs, engaging in fraud, armed robbery, home invasion, etc. to main his flash and glamour as if all of his money came from the earnings of prostitutes. Doing this openly is referred to as "macking". However, real pimps don't do any type of hustling because pimping is a lifestyle, not a hustle. Pimps look down on both "mixing it to fix it" and "macking" because it is not considered true Izm.
Mixing it to fix it the Motor City Mack, taking crazy chances.. counting out rack.. the world is mine, one brick at a time.. or send her to the blade, one trick at a time.
by G. Twilight March 20, 2024
mugGet the Mixing It To Fix Itmug.

Fixed

How is that NOT you being mentally retarded?
Hym "That's definitely fixed. The mental retardation isn't going anywhere. Retard war 2025!"
by Hym Iam January 10, 2025
mugGet the Fixedmug.

fix my posture

shocked

something so shocking that u have the physical reaction to show it
“This comment made me fix my posture.”
“I couldn’t believe what she was saying I had to fix my posture
by urdreamgirl August 24, 2023
mugGet the fix my posturemug.

fixed his wagon

I fixed his wagon when he got busted
by JohnELaw September 26, 2015
mugGet the fixed his wagonmug.

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