fecal mishap

To shit when you didn't mean to. Could be caused by a misjudged fart.

I had a fecal mishap. Can't you smell it? Now I got to go wash up.

by jimmybomm June 4, 2020

You fecking pickle

You fecking pickle is a way to insult someone and confuse them at the same time. You are calling them a green bumpy wet object shaped like a dick. At the same time pickles taste good so...

Cameron Dallas is a fecking pickle, Shawn Mendes is way smexier. You fecking pickle, how could you even think that!? You know what, everyone expect Shawn Mendes is a fecking pickle!

by YouFeckingPickle September 2, 2017

Spell Fecker

The frustrating inevitability that automated spell checkers will deviously change your text to something embarrassing and inappropriate

Wife - Darling , I know I'm being stubbornly but please just let me do this and dont insult me anymore...please..please
Husband - Okay donkey

Husband - Aaah! I typed Okey Dokey...stupid spell fecker

by GU248 May 20, 2021

Fecal Fanatic

One who is infatuated with poo.

Wow, your dad is a real fecal fanatic!

by Effed November 6, 2003

mother feck

something you say when you want to slap your mother right in the face. Used the same as Mother Fu**er just loads more fun to say.

"mother feck, i just stepped in poo"

by The Dark Knight Returned January 13, 2006

cerebrial fecalosis

medical term for having shit for brains.

Oh that was so stupid, do you suffer from cerebrial fecalosis often?

by moonunitapollo April 3, 2006

peanut feck

A name to call someone who is eating peanuts at a bar by himself, drinking a beer and feeling like a loser.

Bill: Yo Jon look at that stinky peanut feck
Jon: Oh yeah hes such a loner peanut feck

by G Morris March 14, 2007