false homicide

when after a fender bender the police come out to write out a report and everybody is a witness like it was a homicide.

They had a false homicide on main street today.

by Deep Blue 2012 July 13, 2009

falsetto humoroso

When one falsely considers themselves to be hilarious, the self deception of being funny. A person who is often perceived as a wiseguy, jokester, or smart-ass is characterized as having falsetto humoroso.

A man and his chair: Doug noticed that his 18 year worn-out lazyboy recliner was no longer amongst the formal living room furnishings. He found this note on the table; "I brought your chair downtown to the dump then saw that the Antiques Rode Show was in town and stopped to have it appraised!"
"Ha-Ha ..Doug exclaimed, my wife has a severe cause of falsetto humoroso!"

by Sally Magoo January 4, 2010

false tooth

When a girl who is missing a tooth is giving you head and you cum where the tooth should be.

Yeah she got her tooth knocked out but I gave her a false tooth last night.

by Yellow Hat Man December 16, 2016

faleela

dumb ex emo hoe but she's funny and really loud. also pretty and makes you jealous ooft.

"who's that loud ass hoe?"
"That's Faleela"

by press f for respects >:( July 13, 2018

false

1. not true
2. incorrect

2 + 2 = 5 is a false statement.

by SweetDivaKay April 30, 2020

False alart

When you think you have to shit but it turns out just to be a fart.

Nothing came out but gas, false alart!

by cjvialpando July 6, 2022

false

Saying something is false means that it would be wrong, and a useless thing to do. When something can be done better or is not at all of satisfactory manor its false.

Jack Black: I could 26 skedew you a song, but that would be false.

by Ant C August 26, 2003