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fail conversation

When two people are speaking to each other about the same thing, but are not on the same wave length. They are both making the same point but think that the other misunderstands. This often ends in extreme bouts of laughter because both parties involved realize their stupidity.
A: I think we should go to the grocery store first because I need to get bread.
B: No! We need to go to the grocery store first.
A: I know, that's what I said.
B: No, you need to get bread.
A: But why would you want to go the grocery store first?
B: Because you need to get bread you just said that.
A: Hold on, let's just go to the grocery store first since we both want to go there first!
B:What a fail conversation we just had!

End in lolz.
by Pine Lol November 1, 2009
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Fail Whale Hunting

To hunt for the Fail Whale on Twitter. Also known as trying to crash Twitter and get the Fail Whale.
by Gagameup July 25, 2010
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Voda-Fail

1) The proper name for a particular mobile service provider

2) Description of a your mobile phone service. Voda-failed and Voda-Failing may be used.
1 - "Fucking Voda-Fail!"

2 - "Sorry man, never got your messages. Pretty sure my phones been getting some epic voda-fail again."
by ZenGooma May 10, 2011
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Epic Fail Times

When a person tries and fails, or just fails, repeatedly in a series of events.
Bro: "Dylan failed his driving test 7 times."
Mandy: "Whoa.. Epic fail times."
Bro: "So true."

or

Joe: "Did you hear about Brad and what happened when was canoeing?"
Rebecca: "Nope. What happened?"
Joe: "He got the canoe stuck on a rock, and when he was trying to unstick the canoe, he tipped it and failed at getting back in it."
Rebecca: "Talk about epic fail times!"
Joe: "Ikr!"
by Dodomypurplebunny July 30, 2011
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javi fail

A fail that involves a knife. (Usually used in a Call of Duty game.) Comes from a infamous Call of Duty player "General_Ike93" who always fails (badly) at knifes.
Person #1: How the f*ck did he miss my knife!

Person #2: Javi Fail!!
by k3r1c July 30, 2011
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Semi fail push up

to go into a push up strong, lose willpower, then cheek plant the floor.
Ana: How's the diet going?

Hazel: Well, it's great, I lost a few pounds... but I decided to add some exercise and ended up doing a semi fail push up.

ALSO PLURAL:

Star: I went to the gym today, and started to do push ups.. it didn't really work out.

Hazel: I call those Semi fail push ups.
by FacePlant123 July 23, 2012
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Ultimate Legendary Fail

A fail so bad that surpasses master fail. If you have done a Ultimate legendary fail, you are probably dead, Or you need to be since someone with this kind of failure is a shame to all mankind and the universe.
Person 1: HAHA I can own you in any game

1.5 seconds later

Person 2: Ultimate Legendary Fail I beated u 999-0

Person 1: *commits suicide*
by LOLOLOL xD LOL April 14, 2010
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