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field beast

A person who works a lot in the field, usually drinks lots of energy drinks and smokes cigarettes all day, wears dirty work clothes and boots in public even though they have clean clothes underneath. Can also drive a big truck.
Carla went in McDonald’s to collect her monopoly stickers in her dirty field beast coveralls.
by Littleflakes October 11, 2018
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Faildad

A white male baby boomer whose wife got tired of his shit and left him. His kids shun him like the plague. Says psychiatry is "just a crutch for weak people" while being an alcoholic with crippling emotional insecurities he refuses to get help for. Blames everyone but himself for his problems.
"When will I get to meet your father?" "You don't want to meet him. He just sits at home drinking and feeling sorry for himself while watching Fox News all day. He's a total faildad."
by Analvortex9000 March 9, 2020
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Failed abortion

the misconduct of an abortion that leads to the neglect of an unwanted child
A prime example of a failed abortion would be Keith Q
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Failed Biden Pullout

A retreat that is such an epic fail that the whole world is in awe of your ineptness and stupidity.
In 2021 Joe Biden pulled out of Afghanistan, leaving thousand of America citizen stranded, Billion of dollars of Military hardware and assets in the waiting hands of the Taliban. This will forever be know as a "Failed Biden Pullout."

When you're humping your former babysitter Jill, accidentally give her a cream pie, and 9 months later, Hunter Biden is born, another example of a "Failed Biden Pullout."
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Field Girls

the most coolest star stable club to ever exist in the whole horsey online world
person 1: have you heard of field girls?

person 2: yes they are so cool!
by aliceembernightisreallycool October 9, 2021
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Field Service Engineer

Basically a blue collar worker who makes white collar money, is smarter than 99% of people he works with, and they will openly admit this to him.
You basically have to be fucking exceptional in: electrical, mechanical, hydraulics, pneumatics, water systems/plumbing, PLC troubleshooting, and diplomacy.
Also, you get to sleep in nice hotels, drive brand new rental cars, and fly first class, all for completely free, and you are treated like a hero wherever you go, because you fix important shit. The ultimate bachelor life.
Operator says "Yo, the machine was fucked up for months, but we called the Field Service Engineer and he got it running like brand new in a day. Damn that was one smart mothafucka."

Manager says "I need to offer that guy a job, he can replace my whole maintenance department!"

Field Service Engineer says "Fuck that, I make too much money to give up nice hotels and fancy rental cars and first class air travel every couple of days. Let alone I can find a new tinder date every week!!!"
by Crazyjuggerman February 16, 2022
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Failed good intentions

Acting on the good intentions to fuck it all up, failed good intentions
by Mdstanl10 November 5, 2022
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