schlitz-faced

The state of being shit-faced on cheap beer, such as Schlitz.

Some girl at Snake's last night got so schlitz-faced that she fell off her barstool and spontaneously combusted.

by Anomaly July 17, 2005

sour faced

A sour face is used to express reservation, thereby allowing one to gossip later.

The sour faced bitch sat while looking down disapprovingly

by Vader1994 January 3, 2016

shit faced saturday

when you get shit faced...on a saturday

Last Saturday I was so shit faced, I pooped NEXT to the toilet instead of in it...shit faced saturday...CLASSIC!

by shkristy April 17, 2010

big faced hundreds

"new" hundred dollar bills with the big face of ben franklin, the older bills had smaller faces

"whaaats in my pockets dawwwwg? big faced hundreds!!"

"rob your stash house double down out in vegas
i been spendin hundreds since they had small faces"

by miller6612 July 16, 2011

FaceDitch

When you and a friend are on Facebook, having an intense conversation, whether it be wall-to-wall, or inbox, and all of a sudden that person logs off without informing you, meanwhile you wait around for a notification telling you of their latest post.

Person 1: Whoa, you totally FaceDitched me earlier when I was telling you about that slut in our grade!
Person 2: O-M-G, SORRY, I had to go and didn't have a spare 2 seconds to post you telling you I was leaving.

by HeathyBoy5678 February 6, 2009

Facedbooking

Operating Facebook while intoxicated.

I was so drunk last night I don't remember what I put on Facebook, guess I was Facedbooking.

by PDXSAC May 5, 2010

Facedancing

The act of using a Facebook account you don't own and writing embarrassing statements about the owner. This normally happens when a user uses a public computer and leaves his account logged on.

I was facedancing on Dewboy's account. The douchebag left his account logged on at my house again.

by BloodRaven037 August 11, 2010