A website that poses as a medium for users to connect socially but is secretly a test of one's spelling, grammar, taste, maturity, and gullibility.
Person 1: Let's make Facebook profiles! This way we can connect with our friends!
Person 2: Sure! Let's just make sure to spell and construct sentences like we have progressed past the fourth grade. Oh, and let's also make sure not to post stupid pictures of ourselves that may ruin future career opportunities. OH! Also, we'd better not engage in stupid arguments or simply post things that we think sound cool or important without verifying their authenticity!
Person 1: ...well then maybe we should just avoid this, then.
Person 2: Sure! Let's just make sure to spell and construct sentences like we have progressed past the fourth grade. Oh, and let's also make sure not to post stupid pictures of ourselves that may ruin future career opportunities. OH! Also, we'd better not engage in stupid arguments or simply post things that we think sound cool or important without verifying their authenticity!
Person 1: ...well then maybe we should just avoid this, then.
by DarthGyro October 18, 2016
Get the Facebookmug. Facebook: A company that steals your informations and sells it
Facebook: A company that steals your content for money and doesn’t even give you any profit
Facebook: A company that steals your content for money and doesn’t even give you any profit
Facebook Is Dumb
by CooperFaggott99 July 18, 2020
Get the Facebookmug. to steal and/or disclose the private information of, especially in a duplicitous fashion. (transitive verb)
I am going to facebook Gina's STD test results from her purse.
Why did you facebook my salary to Jim? He will never date someone that earns more than he does!
Why did you facebook my salary to Jim? He will never date someone that earns more than he does!
by shm02 May 17, 2018
Get the facebookmug. Instagram, but for old people.
by BoredomClass101 August 18, 2018
Get the Facebookmug. A website that has corrupted many peoples lives, when people get corrupted by this it is called Like and Share syndrome. Symptoms of this are:
Constantly telling people how many views or likes they have.
Entering a short depressive state when a hateful comment or dislike appears on their post.
Telling their friends to go on Facebook, search up their profile and like every video on their posts section, then follow.
Often confuses everyday words with social media terms.
Constantly telling people how many views or likes they have.
Entering a short depressive state when a hateful comment or dislike appears on their post.
Telling their friends to go on Facebook, search up their profile and like every video on their posts section, then follow.
Often confuses everyday words with social media terms.
by us3r 14 July 11, 2022
Get the Facebookmug. A website full of karens who post about not vaccinating their children and 40 somethings posting minion memes
by PenumbraDoge December 30, 2019
Get the Facebookmug. by Nyan sans February 28, 2017
Get the Facebookmug.