Foster Milf

A milf who fosters woman until they find their forever homes.

Succubus #1; "Stacey's mom just doesn't have it going on anymore...."

Succubus #2; "Right?! We need us a good ol' foster milf!!"

**HIGH FIVES EACH OTHER BUT MISSES**

by Thiccthighsavelives08 March 2, 2024

Fosterize

To make immaterial and unnecessary changes to a document

The fucker fosterized the APA; the shithead keeps fosterizing everything.

by Sean Zweig April 8, 2024

Foster Gecko

A Foster Gecko is a person who is unemployed and is chronically online.

This guy is a real foster gecko, hope he leaves his room and turns off his computer one day.

by HuevoEggMexican May 30, 2024

Foster Park Flicker Gooning

The act of pulling out your Long Veiny Cock and stroking in the bathrooms at the public foster park and submitting yourself as one with the park, drooping your seed and making yourself one with the cremation of the park, as you rapidly stroke that massive todger. consuming the bathroom around with with your glorious glaze which is known as goon juice.

i cant wait to go to the park and start Foster Park Flicker Gooning

by tampagooner33 February 8, 2025

Foster

the most beautiful person on this planet. so perfect and amazing. they are so nice and caring and respectful and i could go on forever. the most loyal, handsome, honest, smart, cool, loving, etc. they will never let you down and will always be there for you bc if you treat them well they will love you forever

Foster is the best person ever

by ThePersonYouNeverAskedFor February 8, 2025

Foster Girlfriend

More than a situationship less than dating. Taking care of someone until they find their forever home, kinda like a foster pet. You get attached to them but you’ll be happy to see them find their person. Until then, you’re having a great time being friends but friends with benefits just feels not right for your relationship too.

“So are you and Jerry official yet? You’ve been together for 2 years now!” “No, I’m his foster girlfriend. I’m just taking care of him until he finds his forever home.”

by NicknameBickname February 28, 2025

Foster

When doing a handstand over your boyfriend and then shitting up in the air and it goes all over him.

My boyfriend let me give him a Foster last night.

by PunisherFTW December 25, 2025