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Filter Fairy

A salesmen who throws otherpeople under the bus to protect his mustache!
Russell the salesman sits at westtar drinking a hot cup of coffee while he blames other workers that he works with. so the customer will not relize that he is the cause of most of the drama!
the filter fairy broke libertys door while acting like a spoiled little bitch
by russ sharp January 16, 2012
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Fifth Bedpost

Reference to a male’s stiff, rigid cock while in bed.
I rode the fifth bedpost last night. I’m sore.

I broke in our new canopy bed with a ride of the fifth bedpost last night.

He invited me back to his room and introduced me to the fifth bedpost.
by Eaton Holgoode April 21, 2018
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Filterphile

(ˈfɪltərˈfɪljə)
condition in which a person is attracted towards photographic (beautification) filters (mostly used on social media), but he/she misattributes the arousal to the person using that filter.
in this condition, repeated observation of someone with attractive filters make them look attractive to the person suffering form 'filterphilia', even without filters. (same as placebo effect)

adjective:
Filterphile (ˈfɪltərfaɪl)
noun:
Increasing usage of social media has increased filterphilia among the youth.

adjective:
My filterphile friend falls for every e-thot he sees on his insta feed.
by ArcticWeeknd January 28, 2023
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Filtered

When a casual lacks the skill to beat a challenge or boss.
Wow did you see all of the casuals filtered by Balteus in AC6?
by Nyakomata August 31, 2023
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clam filtcher

A man who steals another man's woman and her virginity because he only wants her for the sex. Often used by people who frequent the beach or popular water areas, ie lakes, and rivers.
Hey Jim what happened to Sandy?

-I found her at the beach house, baked and naked with this "clam filtcher" last weekend.

-Im sorry dude I Know how much you dug her, she was a nice catch.

-Yeah, I guess I shouldn't have left her alone. She finally opened up to me, hot and ready, but I went too fast and got burned. So I let things simmer for a wile but I guess I waited too long.
by John O. B. October 23, 2008
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bitch filter

a girl best friend who is there to tell you if the girl you are trying to get with is there to use you for your money,car,social status etc..
dude, every girl i end up with ends up being a gold digger and i end up with nothing

you just need to find a bitch filter to get those girls out of your life
by wordguru92 March 8, 2011
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colin firth

Very hot british actor. Very talented. NOT old. The best Mr Darcy in Pride and Prejudice.
"Pride and Prejudice is such a good movie!"
"Colin Firth is so hot."
by samantha September 3, 2004
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