Fidel Castro

the dictator of Cuba who thinks he's all that and a bag of chips, but is just a complete bastard who likes to make people's lives impossible

There is going to be a huge party in Cuba the day Fidel Castro dies.

by jczles February 19, 2008

Fiddlefucking

The act of Fiddlefucking can mean a number of things.

1Wasting time
2Messing with something (attempting to fix something, mainly hands on)
3Performing certain sexual acts on such female.

1 Bob! Quit fiddlefucking around and lets go!
2 Im taking my car to the shop, Im tired of fiddlefucking with the spark-plugs.
3 Dude! I was so fiddlefucking Sally in the back seat of your car!

by Brandon W. July 12, 2006

kiddy fiddler

the person in the white candy van that keeps following me. AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH HE IS SPEEDING UP TO ME AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH MY BUUM HUURTS AAAAAAAHHHH HE IS PUTTING CREAM IN MY BUM

the kiddy fiddler plays fortnite

by AlexGuyTh April 10, 2020

fiddy

1. Slang for the number "fifty". Usually associated with a speech impediment or accdent.

2. Fiddy-Fiddy or "fifty-fifty" is a way of describing a transexual/shemale.

1. Oi, dis cost me fiddy pounds!
2. Watch out man, Thai hookers might be fiddy-fiddys.

by chenry August 31, 2004

Biddy Fiddler

Adj. To prey on the elderly in a sexual manner. Much like a paedophile is reffered to as a 'kiddy fiddler' and offers sweets to tempt children, The Biddy Fiddler offers food stamps and money off vouchers.

Alright Trev, what you been upto? Well Barry i've been out Biddy Fiddling. Smashed the granny out of Edna on monday. Oh Trev you Biddy Fiddler!

by Wrong_I_know September 20, 2006

coal dust on the fiddle

Old-timey name for having an STD

Don't go after her, she's got coal dust on the fiddle.

by Long Neck Jones March 8, 2017

Bean Fiddler

A woman who goes down(eats out) on another woman.
A lesbian.

When the straight man walked into a bar and realized there were only bean fiddlers hanging around he promptly left bitter about not being able to go home with anyone.

by Natalie G. May 18, 2006