Facially active

Becoming FACIALLY ACTIVE is to open a face book account and begin to stream post about your life on a personal leval to all your friends who don't care (but act like they do). Or, if you have a face book but are not an active poster, and have now become borred with your life and you've begun to post update you are now FACIALLY ACTIVE (my congrats)!

Girl 1: "You rarely post shit on your facebook"
Girl 2: "I know I need to be more facially active"

OR

Girl 1: "fuck Jake is always posting new status updates on facebook"
Girl 2: "Yeah, he's way to facially active"

by Reindizzle May 4, 2010

facetime facial

A FaceTime Facial is when a man calls you on FaceTime while you are at work and cums as soon as the call is answered and then hangs up.

During my FaceTime Facial he got cum on his camera, and cancelled our future appointments. facetime facial

by Red Polish February 13, 2018

Dog Facial

Having sex with a dog lover and pulling out and finishing on her dog audience.

"I gave a real good dog facial yesterday"

by all in the name of jesus August 27, 2019

Medieval Facial

Standing up, and holding your partner vertically in a 69 so that when you ejaculate the semen drains into the nasal passages instead of the throat, letting it flow out of the nose to give your partner the impression of a sperm breathing dragon.

"I gave Courtney a Medieval Facial last night."

"How'd she take it?"

"After she was done coughing she yelled at me, so worth it."

by Didthistoyoursister November 11, 2011

Bacon Facial

The act of steaming your face with the steam created by washing hot bacon grease out of a pan in the sink.

After frying up a pan full of bacon, Bob headed over to the sink for a bacon facial.

by Cannonball September 1, 2012

Facial Erection

The look on the face of the person that is too excited to see you. Obviously and prematurely turned on, very creepy. Opposite of poker face.

Stanley--Man, the women here are so anti-social. All I said was hi, you look hot, and she fled.
Melvin--Dude, turn it down a notch. Look at yourself. Your facial erection creeped her out bad so she's hiding behind her friends. Now get away from me before you kill my scene, too.

by The Original Tankboy January 1, 2020

rollback facial

At point of ejaculation, a Male would roll back, legs behind head and cum on his own face - Rollback Facial

This morning I came on my own face...it's called a Rollback Facial

by JSCR September 5, 2016