Singapore Election

When ministers reluctantly have to kiss their voters’ asses or pretend to listen to them to get re-elected, while reminding them that if they tick the wrong party, their constituency or surrounding won’t get upgraded, or would be given the least priority.

Singapore election is generally a low-key affair, because most Opposition members of choice can’t run—they’re disqualified because of some fine, were previously jailed for illegal public gatherings, or are now bankrupt due to lawsuits filed by some ministers.

by MathPlus January 3, 2019

election

Judging by the definitions on this site, an election is a despised act, looked down upon by uppity Americans who either think that they could come up with a new, flawless political system or that a Nazi-style dictatorship is preferable.

-Turn off the news, man; Fuck the Election!!!!111

-Yeah, I hate those corrupt assholes.

-Yeah... Hmmm... Let's go steal some money from my mom's purse and buy some pot.

by storch January 30, 2005

erection

a building; the end result of a construction crew's erecting efforts.

Just looking at that big, beautiful erection that Frank Lloyd Wright designed gives me an erection.

by Nick D April 18, 2003

erection section

Term coined by Bootle FM's DJ Heather MacLean for late night slow jams.

Tune in to Bootle FM and Join Heather MacLean for the late night Erection Section, get your grove and your bone on!

by Lululuvshockey August 17, 2007

erection

ER-REC-TION- A boner, wood, hard on, stiffy, pop up, hard tube. All of these words are used to describe an erected penis.

I got an erection after the milf walked by me and let me sniff her poon. Soon after I put my erection in her cha cha for ejactulating purposes

by Matt May 11, 2003

Oned Erection

Pronounced: Won-d-ee-rec-shun

To push five penises together and use the simultaneous erection to point in One Direction.

Oned Erection

Mother: Who is the band you are going to see tonight?
Daughter: Im seeing a performance of Oned Erection.
Mother: Who's in that?
Daughter: These guys Harry, Zayn, Liam, Niall and Louis.
Mother: ... Cool, Have fun.

by JLB555555 August 1, 2012

run away erection

When a male sees a woman, transvestite, or fat slut that is so disgusting his penis actually jumps into his body.

dude think i have a run away erection from looking at you, i might now have an inverted penis.

Oh no i just got a run away erection from your girlfriend, damn she is ugly

by thiskidlovesurbandic December 6, 2009