Ellenburg Center NY

A tiny town nestled on the Canadian border in upstate NY. Approximately 97.2% of its population are related and have also had relations-married or unmarried (they aren’t picky). There are a total of 4 different last names throughout the entire town, so it helps keep the breeding line nice and narrow. Thankfully there’s a local watering hole to support the town wide drinking problem. The nicest thing about it is probably the large Amish population..horseshit in included.

If your goal is to be an alcoholic cousin fucker but still want to enjoy some delicious Amish donuts—come visit Ellenburg Center NY!

by Hellomynameishuman February 23, 2022

Ellen's Acres

A short-lived American animated television series for preschool-age children,

Ellen's Acres is the best.

by SPrice1980 April 24, 2022

ELLEN

Not quite the best person to be around with. Often short with brown hair. You would be surprise to know she carries knives inside her purse...Ellen is also an acronym for Extremely-Lame-Loveless-Exhausting-Narssictic.

"She is such an ELLEN"
"Ugh, I know"

by yourfavouritegroupie May 24, 2022

Ellesyn

Ellesyn is fragile and needs to be treated right. She is very lovable and super smart. She cares about the smallest thing and is the funniest in the friend group.

“Wow, Ellesyn got me a gift for my birthday! Nobody else remembered!”

by slayyyaward May 29, 2022

Ellen Page

People aren’t allowed to like what she did... So sayeth the god of fraud JeepJorp Peepeestones!

JeepJorp Peepeestones “You’re not allowed to like what Ellen page did! That’ll make other people like it! That should be condemned! Because my fuck trophies are how I justify imposing my will on others! Hurray, Team Breeders! It doesn’t matter that I’m a fraud! People just keep letting me do it so how is it wrong? Just like that other guy.”

by Hym Iam October 29, 2022

Ellen butler

She’s a goose

Ellen butler sure is a goose

by Jdkwoet January 11, 2023

Ellen

Ellen is one of the coolest people ever, she's the only girl who can pull off denim on denim. She never fails to make people laugh and is always there to defend us. She isn't afraid to speak her mind and gets rid of pricks like Matthew. She's there for you during crying fits backstage and brings you back up onto your feet. She has the most cracker interests ever. She's the best

Eddy: Ellen is the best, I can't believe I'm in the same form class as her!!

by bedster April 13, 2023