Emonerd

nerd
  /nɜrd/ nurd
–noun Slang.
1. a stupid, irritating, ineffectual, or unattractive person.
2. an intelligent but single-minded person obsessed with a nonsocial hobby or pursuit: a computer nerd.

Emo
  /E-Mo/ Faggot
–noun Slang.
1. A depressed faggot with no sense of style
2. A pussy who cries about everything going against them. Bang their heads on walls, cut themselves and finally become road kill.

EmoNerd
  /E-mo nɜrd/ Faggy McFag
–noun Slang.
1. A nerd who is also and Emo, believes that they are the greatest of all men kind and just really deserved to be burnt in stake fires. They spend most of their time on the internet convincing how depressing their life is. Usually tries to be an attention whore where ever they go.

Emonerd: OH WHY! WHY MUST THIS HAPPEN WITH ME ONLY! JIYRAIYA DIED! I MUST GO AND CUT MYSELF

Normal Person: ....-_-.....

by Ambaby November 2, 2009

emokerchief

The wonderful thing that they call the emokerchief is a square bit of material that is folded up into triangles and tied around the neck. It is practically a neckerchief of the emo variety. If someone is found wearing one, they are most likely emo or wanabee scene kids with no lives or future ahead of them so put them out of their misery now and shoot or stab them up with your big gangsta knives as this is, of course, "Da Urban Dictionary Innit."

"Look at that emokerchief... Let's stab 'em up yo!"

by ThePhoneMonstaa August 7, 2007

Emoney

Emoney is the guy you always want to have around. If your trying to smoke he’s got the gas. He’s also the white snoop dogg so you know he smokes a lot.

“Yo Emoney fly over here I know you got grubba” “Emoney don’t be hiding grubba under your balls”

by The white snoop November 19, 2022

emopey

The disgusting, live-in-a-rat-hole look that all emo kids have. Characterized by bed-head, clothes that have obviously been worne for more than a week, and large deposits of dirt and/or makeup on the face.

Derivatives:

emopeiness, emoped, and emoping

See how the flys cluster around Shawns face? It's cause he's emopey.

Hell no! I'm not gonna go out with you! Yours so smelly and emopey!

by Solorize April 3, 2006

emosexual

one who is too preoccupied with their own style of music and the personality that goes along with it, thus the name emo and sexual because emo is the style of music that usally exhibits this type of behaviour from its fan base.

emo person; im gonna cry cause im a faggot And i suck so go away. other emo person; oh no why is this happening to me i gotta listen to simple plan now ohoh oh.

by jkfjf May 7, 2005

emogeddon

when something is so emo that it kills you with emo-ness. It is obviously something that is meant to as emo as possible.

Wow! Her hair is emogeddon.

by demonpeepers April 12, 2011

emoetically

To perform in a fashion of or pertaining to "emo" culture.

Roger impersonates the Joker and writes poetry emoetically.

by Rickoid August 27, 2011