Deriam

Funny, Freindly, tall, dark skin, has HUGE penis, flirts wth girls, knows his way to melt a girls heart, sweet, caring, Does what ever he wants, football player, is no virgin, sexually active, smart, big, hispanc, cute.

Your such a Deriam-(all of the above)

by iloveyou_5221 November 22, 2010

bobbing for diamonds

The act of a woman willingly giving head while dating, but stopping once you are married (the diamond is on the finger)

To quote a comedian..
'do you take this man in marriage?'
'I do.... not suck your dick any more'

by Mowchai May 6, 2004

The Black Diamond

When you manage to shit without pissing in a defiant act of sheer will power.

Person 1: "Damn it I was selected for a drug test and I have to shit."
Person 2: "That's okay just pinch off the Black Diamond first."

by Fartmasutra March 8, 2020

Queen Of Diamonds

A woman who is considered a "Gold Digger" or is interested only in her potential mates monetary status.

"She's a Queen of Diamonds, she'll only go out with guys with fat wallets."

by Timmay 72 January 14, 2009

Diamond Vagina

Special, valuable, exceptionally rare, perfect vagina. Men find this vagina irresistible and are almost always captivated by its unfathomable perfection. Diamond vaginas are typically found on beautiful, smart, witty women.

Rachelle could use her rare diamond vagina to get almost any man but she chose Dave. Dave could very well be the luckiest man in the world!

by RashellyluvsDave April 20, 2015

diamond crusher

a gay man who has such a profficiency for taking it up the butt that he has the amazing ability to crush diamonds in his butthole

Gary is the ultimate bottom and such a diamond crusher.

by the croz December 22, 2008

Diamond Cutter

Diamond Cutter - an erection so hard that it could polish a diamond

Jeez, here comes suzzanne from the typing pool - Ive got a diamond cutter , its so hard you could engrave a pewter goblet with it

by Rifleman59 April 29, 2010