drilf

Distance Runner I'd Like to Fuck

Hey girl, did you see that guy that just ran by?! He is such a drilf

by coughitup October 4, 2010

Jizzle Drizzle

When you cum in someone's mouth, and they spit it slowly over their lips.
Or
When the semen slowly ejaculates over the tip of the penis onto the receiving person's face.

God damn baby, you know I love it when you Jizzle Drizzle on yourself.

or
Baby, I'm gonna Jizzle Drizzle

by Fred asdfasdgfasfas October 25, 2017

Drinjury

A self inflicted injury sustained while drunk. Usually without recollection of the event.

"Hey Bill, how'd you get that bruise?"

"I don't know, I was drunk last night. Must be a drinjury."

by K to the Dub August 11, 2009

Drinks Globe Luxury

Akin to Burled Wood Paneled Luxury, not quite as excessive as Personal Army Luxury, but much nicer than Fur Lined Lingerie Luxury.

As used (and probably coined) by Jeremy Clarkson on BBC Top Gear Season 15, Episode 1: "If you live in Cheshire and you have to travel great distances in Drinks Globe Luxury, the Bentley Continental GT really is in a class of one."

by WordsFTW July 10, 2010

Drinknic

A picnic where participants are only supposed to bring alcoholic beverages.

Annita: Ohh what a perfect day, you down for a drinknic?

Ricky: Fuck yeah, will invite everyone!

by Mommolasucks September 21, 2019

drive like a begley

A person who drives up hills and fly off them to on comeing traffic

Yo bro i drive like a begley all the time it is so fun you should try it

by KING PUNJAB October 5, 2019

driving while blind

This is operating a motor vehicle in an extremely intoxicated state.

Man, look at this sarge, that guy, blew a .38 BAT, we should have arrested him for driving while blind!

by I, Wreckerrr April 13, 2021