nigger doorbell

The act of parking your car in front of someone's house (usually blocking traffic) and honking your horn until they come to the door.

That asshole woke up the entire complex at 3AM using his nigger doorbell.

by PyrotekNX June 28, 2008

doored

the act of being hit by a door while it is being opened.

Dude i just got doored.

by damanwitdaplan85 February 14, 2009

Door-Ninja

A person who slips in a door quickly before it closes without touching the door.

That bastard door-ninja didn't hold the door for me.

by TurboTurbo January 10, 2011

Door Spank

While sharing the road with a bicyclist, you pull up really close to them and have your passenger open their door as you pass, thus "spanking" them with your car door.

Louis: "Do you ever get the to urge to dropkick bicyclists off their bike when they don't obey the rules of the street?"
Sarah: "Just door spank them. Works every time."

by master_b88 May 8, 2011

Door Handling

Door handling is the act of inserting ones penis into their own vagina or anus, obviously partaken by hermaphrodites with both sets of genitals... Or weird motherfuckers.

Sam was bored lonely and horny so she/he decided to door handle her/himself.
Soon after, John caught Sam Door Handling and committed suicide...

by Motherfucker993 February 11, 2014

Doorbending

The act of bending some over a half door and then proceeding to make sweet love to them.

Boyfriend: I wanna spice things up tonight.

Girlfriend: Do you wanna go to Lowes and go doorbending?

Boyfriend: Hell fuckin' yeah!

by Lostwo1f August 13, 2019

Doorbello Donachello

Doorbello Donachello was a notorious Italian gangster who was active in New York from 1948 - 1956. In 1957 he was tried and executed for the possession of an illegal weapon on federal property, though more well known crimes include theft, first degree murder, multiple homicide and credit card fraud.
He was well known for his obsession with aircraft and also anime girls, and as a result his name has risen in meme culture to apply to weebs, in particular those interested in Ace Combat 7 and War Thunder.

"Have you seen Jack lately?"
"Nah, he's playing Ace Combat 7 all day. He's such a Doorbello Donachello."

by Hans Zimmeritt October 10, 2019