Diving Board Effect

When a male's penis slips out of a tight vagina and proceeds to bounce up and down for a period of time

I was fucking this chick after prom and her pussy was so tight it made my dick slip out and flung up and down causing a diving board effect

by Jose Querrhole May 30, 2009

Divine Cockblock

When the whole universe and through coincidences has a unsuspecting person cockblock you a single or multiple times.

Person 1: Yeah I brought this girl with me to the movies with my best bud, but she ended up having more in common with him and he cockblocked me without even knowing.

Person 2: That some divine cockblock man.

by A Person Who Thinks April 24, 2010

DeviantArt

Cringy 12 year old's art, too many drawings from Fandoms, lots of stolen art, all held together by exxxtreme attention craving Hoes.

"Katie Schultz 2 years ago is like DeviantArt"

by Yatossi June 13, 2017

closet diving

To look for something in a really messy closet.

I need to go closet diving for my best shoes so I can wear them on my date Friday.

by bizzle207 April 25, 2010

Pit Diving

When a man (Gary George) ejaculates into a girls armpit, then licks it back out.

Lad, I pit dived ya ma last night

Pit diving

by THE_MONEY$HOT May 21, 2011

Cable Diving

Searching through the cables behind your computer(s) for lost cables, plugs or small children.

"Fckgw... I dropped my cat5e... time to go cable diving"

by vinnie December 18, 2003

DeviantART

A place where mediocre, half-assed "artists" can come to feel good about their "art" and criticize (or blindly praise, in the case of fanart) other mediocre, half-assed "artists'" "work".

Good art? On DeviantART? But pigs haven't even learned how to fly yet!

by Comfortably Dumb January 5, 2010