dispwn

In multi-player gaming, the act of a team leaving the match en masse in order to leave a single player (usually a teamkiller, or simply an obnoxious or otherwise unsavory player) in the game by himself.

This teamkiller is pissing me off. Let's dispwn him and stop wasting our time.

by Tainted Spectre January 21, 2008

Displaying

When a Dom has his sub dress like a complete slut and holds her hand as they walk down the street. He is "Displaying" his submissive slut for all to see.

Look at this guy displaying his slut in public.

by RainforestFor3 December 21, 2021

special dispensation

When you are allowed out with the lads for a 'heavy lashing' due to exceptional circumstances which can't be refused (eg Wetting the babies head, Stag Do etc). Also commonly referred to as a '24 hour pass'.

'But love, its Barry's stag do, I can't not go - you've got to give me special dispensation!!', 'hmmmmm, this is the seventh stag do that Barry's had in 3 months' murmured Tracy suspiciously.

by chesterpest January 22, 2010

Pez Dispenser

When you plant an emergency contraceptive pill, such as plan b, on the tip of your penis and proceed to have vaginal intercourse, fighting parenthood at the source.

"Don't worry babe, I popped a pez dispenser"

"OH good. I love that candy. It's my favorite flavor."

by ThiccDiccDaddy93 July 7, 2021

shit ticket dispenser

Device used to easily consume the required amount of toilet paper. Toilet paper roll holder. Sometimes abbreviated to S.T.D.

Bill got so mad he broke the shit ticket dispenser off the wall.

by everlife6 May 1, 2009

soap dispenser

What your stupid ass grandma gets you for Christmas, when all you ask for is a VISA gift card because you are a poor college kid in desperate need of a new computer for school.

Hey C, what did you get for Christmas? Well T, I got a fucking soap dispenser. It looks like a Christmas penguin so I can't even use it all year 'round!

by xmas-h8er December 25, 2009

Public Displays of Perfection

plural noun: Also known as PDP, Public Displays of Perfection can ecompass a variety of acts put on by people to show others how superior they are to those around them. PDP range from "My Child Is An Honor Student At Kiss-My-Ass-You-Know-I'm-Better-Than-You PreSchool" bumper stickers placed on outlandishly-expensive, over-sized gas-guzzling SUVs, to trophy wives with ridiculously giant breast implants, not-of-this-world-colored blond hair, thousand-dollar extensions, spray tans, and stick-figure-thin arms dripping with jewelry, the value of which equals the gross national product of some nations, strapped to the sides of men who they never would look twice at except for the fact that they own three homes, a yacht, and several race horses.

Public Displays of Perfection can also be as simple as a woman primping herself in her rearview mirror, tossing her hair around, and purposefully holding up traffic so everyone around her can take in how absolutely gorgeous both she, her vehicle, and her yappy little lap dog are.

Men are known to succumb to PDP even without trophy wives. This usually happens in places such as gyms or other venues where groups of men gather and find themselves shamelessly flexing and posing as though they are about to be crowned the next Mr. Universe.

Men seem to use expensive sports cars for their Public Displays of Perfection, not realizing that women could give a fuck what they drive and actually find these PDP quite juvenile.

Did you see that guy with the Corvette and the chick with the boob job? What a couple sad Public Displays of Perfection!

by SopranoNurse March 2, 2011