Ding dong

A floppy dick which coherently names as Cindy Crawford.

Cindy Crawford had a large ding dong, which she then inserts it into her vag, and moaned.

by SuckThemTitiNippi May 15, 2018

sling a ding

A toy used to hold your penis connected to youre asshole

Hey jack can i use youre sling a ding

dolland

by CaRsOnDaLEGEND April 23, 2018

Split Ding

To look identical to someone

“He’s the split ding of that guy from Eastenders”

by morganmonaghan January 8, 2018

Shmong-Ding

To completely destroy your opponents hopes and dreams on the golf course

Man he is probably crying in the showers after the Shmong-Ding he got on the course today!.

by Tigers White Brother April 19, 2017

anvil ding

A noise that very frequently pisses off lolitsalex, and is a result of a scum bag spamming an anvil on a claim that they do not have perms on.

FREAKING IDIOT ! ANVIL DING GETTING BANNED KID

by bareweed June 5, 2017

virgin ding

Another term for giving it to a first timer (virgin)

Dude I virgin dinged last night brah.

by Qwerty34475 June 19, 2017

dings and dangs

Dents or scratches on a car

My brother borrowed my car and got it full of dings and dangs! Smh

by Raske November 9, 2017