Diddle

Euphemism for masturbation, usually a male.

Before showering for work, Jack decided a good diddle was first in order.

by MikeyVeggo April 9, 2003

diddle

another word for penis

Jenna stroked my diddle

by jazzman November 6, 2003

Diddler

A sex offender often m in his late 40s early 50s with a moustache.

See Leonard he's a diddler.

by LETTTTTERZMZ July 10, 2018

Diddler

A wrestling villain

Jack the jobber is a diddler

by Staggy04 August 26, 2018

Diddle My Skiddle

A phrase that will forever be unknown, as referring to the song 'Diddle My Skiddle'.

Person 1 - Diddle My Skiddle!
Person 2 - What does that mean?
Person 3 - How would I know?

by Sk8erGirl179 September 8, 2018

Diddler

When you take an exercise ball,insert it into your asshole and then inflate it until orgasm

Me:Hey zach,are you ready for...THE DIDDLER!
Zach:Oh hell yea dude

by InvertedThroatFuck February 22, 2019

Diddle doo

Someone who has a small bent cock.
Often frowned upon in society.

Omg worst time ever. Danny stopped after 2 inches he couldn’t get the third in because of the angle. I hate diddle doos

by Chick Magnet6996 June 17, 2020