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frozen dick's chance in hell

There is no frozen dick's chance in hell that those two are getting married.
by HERNONYMOUS May 9, 2020
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shot in the dick

An excuse used to get out of something dangerous
Guy 1: You gonna join the protest?
Guy 2: No man. I might get shot in the dick!
by Rebel2012 October 2, 2020
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Punch in the dick

A punch, slap, reverse spank, flick, or swat at the genital area of a man or woman. The authority of the hit is not important, as it will take some time for the victim to completely feel the effects.
Jerk. You about to take a punch in the dick.
by Hangglidesanfran May 31, 2015
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Dead in a dick

1. The worst possible situation you can be in.
2. Very intoxicated by drugs or alcohol, but more specifically marijuana.
1. Dude, if Snaggle sees us, we're dead in a dick.
2. If I do anymore, I'll be dead in a dick, and I won't be able to drive.
by TyroneB843 November 5, 2008
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kicked in the dick hole

To be finely screwed over.
To have been taken for a ride with sheer finesse.
Getting had so well that you never knew it until much later.
To complete a task without any problems.
To hit a target with pin point accuracy.
"I just checked the bank balance, we've been kicked in the dick hole!"
by jsd9632 February 14, 2012
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Punch him in the dick

To crave or desire a man's penis usually in a sexual way normally though sexual intercourse. Wive's of men will say this to their husbands often to avoid suspicion that they desire another man's penis.
Husband: That guy's an asshole. Wife: I really want to punch him in the dick!
by 12345 Anonymous 54321 June 4, 2019
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put it in my dick

Derived from the latin word niggerfaggot aka pineapple to put in ones penis
Hey go pick up tht closehanger and put it in my dick !!!!!!!!!!!
by hefe housein December 17, 2016
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