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derrence

derrence likes basketball and long bus rides, as well as looking at himself in the mirror. he don't like soft drinks, gyming and chocolate.derrence always says that he is fat when HE'S NOT.
oh look, that's Derrence. he's looking at himself in the mirror AGAIN.
by sizteenapril January 24, 2018
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derrensplain

Essentially, 'Derrensplaining' is when, basically, Derren explains something that nobody cares about.
I just got Derrensplained, totally unconsentfully.
by ollyboll September 13, 2019
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derrens computer

the term ‘derrens computer’ is kinda like an air conditioning unit. its alright until you open windows.
dude, i have a derrens computer. it keeps crashing
by bigmanchad May 18, 2023
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durrence

1. A dump. To take a Shit.
2. A durrie. A cigarette.
3. To dump. To take a pill of ecstacy.
1. "I need to do a fat durrence in the toilet."
2. "You got a spare durrence that I could bum for 'spin'?"
3. "When do you want to durrence these 'bikkies'?"
by Diego September 3, 2003
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Derventio

Dangerous disease, caused by excessive use of tea.
Symptoms: Often taking(too long) breakes for drinking tea tea, being obsessed by farming tea, other herbs, and trees.
Also listening alot Limp Bizkit, and being very unlucky (especially in video games) is very common by infected people.
However, there are also smaller side effects, like naming things(chat channels ect.) after their obsessions.
Unfortunately, there is no way to cure this disease, exept

When u got this disease, it's highly advised to look for a Derventio expert, such as a psychiatrist.
'You shouldn't drink that much tea my dear son, you don't want to get Derventio, do you?'

'Cor Blimey! Put your music volume down, that Limp Bizkit is ruining my ears, you've got Derventio or something?!'
by Ammer & Randy July 8, 2009
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derrekk

a poetic soul, most likely located near a game console or card game. usually sports a side swept bang and a ferocious appetite. has extremely soft hair.
Wow, that Derrekk just rocked Modern Warfare 3!
by OMEGA-3-5 November 21, 2011
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darren d

When a man urinates on an Asian woman in the shower ...

(Preferably a Malaysian woman)
I gave that Vietnamese bitch the Darren D last night !!!
by Torre' November 8, 2013
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