Dickapotamus

The result of being a really huge dick.

Boy1: Man, tell me that club wasnt great, with all them hot girls.
Boy2: Geee, the club had a aracular shape and size.
Boy1: Why you gotta be such a dickapotamus?

by Momo_The_Gawd February 20, 2009

dick explosion

when you're fucking your chica from behind and she lets out a nasty, wet fart all over your dick right as you're about to blow your load

goddammit, my hoe and me was fucking last night, and right as I'm about to nut, she gave me a goddamn dick explosion. and boy was that shit STANKY.

by Peven glugh November 20, 2011

pillow dick

A person who constantly takes your pillow, that you yourself picked out, & switches it out with their shitty pillow that they picked out. They then proceed to act as if THEY picked out the good pillow, & you should take the shitty pillow.

Or, a person who has discarded a pillow because "I don't like it. It doesn't work." - Complaining Wife. Only to take it back, every night, after you (being the husband), rescued said pillow from a meaningless existence in the linen closet.

Quit being such a pillow dick.

by UrAdCk July 21, 2015

dick caught in the ceiling fan

A Youtube meme that began on May 1, 2012 when someone made a rather humorous comment on a fake instructional video on how to touch a wall with an apple, saying "The instructions weren't clear enough. I got my dick caught in the ceiling fan." Since then, the comment has gotten 15000+ thumbs up and has been copied ever since by various people posting comments on how-to videos even though it has nothing to do with the videos' content. This meme has grown to be almost as popular as the well-known Arrow in the knee meme.

Youtube Instructional Video: "Today I am gonna show you how properly ask a girl out..."

Commenter: "The instructions weren't clear enough. I got my dick caught in the ceiling fan."

by Terminus_Est July 21, 2013

Dick Swinging

Verb.

When men exude copious amounts of cockiness and pride and exhibit an inflated sense of self worth.

Avery: I definitely nailed that job interview, there no way I wont get the spot. But don't worry you still have a shot. I probably wont accept it anyway, it's not even that good.

Anna: Ugh, please! I'm so tired of your dick swinging

by Turkeybitch January 19, 2019

Dick Rail

To snort cocaine off a man's erect junk.

Walking in on a girl performing this task and she replies with, "relax it's just a dick rail"

by Brealz October 12, 2008

Dick-warmer Tie

A necktie that is too long on a guy, such that the end of the tie extends to his crotch area.

The employees at Circuit City wore suit jackets and dick-warmer ties.

by Mrrockmusic December 30, 2010