DALLUSIONAL

ITS WHEN A COWBOYS FAN EXPRESSES AND OR POSTS THEIR POINTLESS , LACK OF INTELLEGENT , FACTLESS, UNREALISTIC , PATHEDIC PIPE DREAM COMMENTS AND OR SCNEARIOS IN ATTEMPT TO BLIND THEMSELVES FROM THE INEVITABLE FACT THAT WHEN IT COUNTS AND OR GAME IS ON THE LINE, THEIR ABILITY TO "CHOKE A DIK" (WHICH IS SECOND TO NONE) WILL FOREVER BE THEIR OUTCOME

" Wow how DALLUSIONAL can you be to believe in a "1%" overall chance of making the playoffs?? BLEED GREEN 4 LIFE 🖕

by Who am i??? ME IM JUST ME December 21, 2025

Granbiose Delusions

1) Delusions of inflated worth to the fashion world;
2) Belief of self's immense trend-setting powers;
3) Obscure paranoia: Everybody IS watching, but only to copy your clothing

His Granbiose Delusions were again evident when he stated "as a longstanding advocate of the Gentleman's Brogue, I'm dismayed to see every sap on the high street tap-dancing around in my once exclusive finery".

by Andre 1000 February 17, 2009

Illusions delusions

Allusion of delusion to illusion in hallucination and general thinking

Illusions delusions:
I've tried AND on yah hot SUM no go oh how I've tried.

by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010

Birdman Delusion

A delusion of egomania, akin to the narcissitic protagonist of the film Birdman, a failed actor who tries to bridge the gap between his hopes and his sad reality - the life he aspires to and the life he has.

"Jennifer is having a Birdman Delusion - she's writing a one woman play on middle-class singletons in NYC."

by Notorious L.O.Z. February 24, 2015

Fecal delusion

Believing that anything that exits their body through their anus does not have odor.

Brad's fecal delusions after eating fast food tacos got him thrown out of the car pool.

by B. Fashizz June 3, 2016

smell-delusion

When Addy smells something that isn't there.

Addy has frequents smell-delusions, #delusionalnose

by pPenix October 24, 2017

snapchat delusion

The delusion that comes with being on Snapchat and constantly thinking you look like your filtered version of yourself

Girl: Posts clearly filtered picture
Guy: Hey we know that really isn’t you and that you’re not really a cat
Girl: Dont be hating cause you think I’m cute
Guy: She clearly has Snapchat delusion

Girl: *snap* look at me shimmering and having day

by DD Alwhiney December 13, 2019