ULTIMATE DECEIT

Finding out the person you have been with for close to 7 years (CP) is the one person you swore you would never FUCK with, then you realize that you were the #1 participant in a game that only PLAYERS knew you were not going to win at any given time, Now the game is over and you sit back and think to yourself you should have FORFEITED along time ago......

CP finally showed his true colors and committed the ultimate deceit against KH after 7 years!

by K.Hynes January 23, 2008

deceptacon

Ever seen someone (a stranger) from behind and at a distance and thought, "Man, She/He is HOT!!!!" ?
Then suddenly have that person turn around around and realise that they are TOTALLY NOT????

That person is a "deceptacon".

Man, check out that hot chic over there. Hold on, OMG she's a total 'deceptacon'.

by HDD May 24, 2007

Decepticon

A misused or misinterpreted emoticon.

Last night was really fun!!! :| <- Decepticon
Grandma is in the hospital! :) <- Decepticon
I loved the perfume you got me for Christmas!:S <-Decepticon

by Snichols77 December 31, 2011

deception

what you get by watching Christopher Nolan’s Inception.
it bores you to death and at some point you start dreaming of watching a better movie...

INception!? srsly... i got bored to death! what a DEception...

by tonysilva August 12, 2010

Demental

Demental is a mixture of demented and mental.

Lol I'm so demental 😂

by pineappleflamimgo March 18, 2019

battling the Decepticon

Another way of describing masturbation. More commonly when talking about Transformers fans. The semen is then refered to as Energon. If done in the bathroom, the toilet becomes the Space Bridge. Decepticons are the bad guys from Transformers.

"After Rick saw that hot babe with the DD breasts, he ran into the bathroom and started battling the Decepticon."
"How do you know?"
"There was Energon in the Space Bridge."

by William Gilson August 29, 2006

brown eyed deception

This is when your doing a girl in her ass and when ur dick is in her ass she accidentally squeezes a shit white get massed up on your dick. Thus her brown eye decepted you. It is usually an accident not purposely done.

Last Friday I was doing Sherly and I thought she would be a good fuck but all the sudden she gave me a brown eyed deception, man i was pissed.

by Tylerr from vegas May 24, 2007