Crunchatize

When a food item is prepared way too crunchy, toasted, or in any way too jagged for your mouth to handle. The result of eating anything crunchatized is akin to chewing bubble gum, if that bubble gum was made of razor blades and despair. The flurry of micro-lacerations are just bearable enough to foolishly finish the meal, but not enough to avoid regret and anguish for the rest of the day. Your mouth WILL sting, ache, and spite you for the rest of the day.

Avoid crunchatized edibles at all costs.

Cap'n: "Would you like your sandwich toasted?"
Me: "Just a little bit, don't crunchatize that shit! Not again... Never again..."

by D-Hern February 20, 2012

Chunch

When you gluggin and borpin on your bro's but you also mad respectness.

"Hey bro lets chunch on eachother, But hella cool."

by Chunch November 20, 2020

conchatumadre

motherfucker in spanish second person

abrv. = CTM

Conchatumadre weon... eri marako.

by 100%chilneo July 2, 2009

crunch time

a period of time during which one must make a effort quickly

Crunch time at the cafeteria often comes at midday, when people are most stressed out and eager for a meal.

by The Return of Light Joker August 4, 2011

ginger crunch

A vagina on a ginger headed woman.

I'd love to have a nibble on her ginger crunch!

by BradNZ June 17, 2008

conch

the bowl-shaped part of the ear, where soundwaves are bounced into the inner ear. Commonly pierced.

"I can't believe she stretched her conch piercing to 2 ga"

by Telefina February 9, 2004

Yo crunch

Derived from a yogurt brand,

used in the same sense as yo homie
a salutation.

Man number one: Yo crunch! What's crackin' yo?
man number two: why are you talking like that?
man number one: I'm sorry.

by Mike McGuire January 25, 2005