cumbencock

(noun) a large, swelling penis about the size of a cucumber that is about to cum all over the face of sex partner

"Last night, I had a huge cumbencock and I sprayed all over Stacy!"

by DellaBelle July 6, 2014

Cumbalaya

A New Orleans inspired dish that is infused with cum and served to pompous Yelp food critics. The term is inspired by South Park and their episode about Yelp food critics who think they deserve to have their asses kissed.

Server: That douche at table 3 bragged about being a food critic on Yelp and he ordered the jumbalaya. He demanded special treatment!

Chef: Oh really? Special treatment? Looks like he's getting some cumbalaya.

by TooFlyRy December 17, 2015

Cumbanned

When one is denied of ejaculation.

Charlotte had cumbanned her lover for 3 days before he could then take her deeply in the pile driver position.

Cumbargo cumbargoed

by NoBush January 10, 2018

Cumbanned

When one is denied of ejaculation.

Charlotte had cumbanned her lover for 3 days before he could then take her deeply in the pile driver position.

cumbargo cumbargoed

by NoBush January 10, 2018

cubsta

1. Iced cubes made of coffee.

2. What you call your homies when you chillen.

3. A group of men who da best.

Yo, let’s go get some Cubstas.

Keeping it CUBSTAAAA

by Moochiecookies June 1, 2018

Crumbster

An individual who masterbates strictly on hotel bath robes as many times as humanly possible during their stay.

My buddy, who is a Crumbster, just lost all of his hotel points because he was caught crumbing at a garden inn.

by The_Prophessor June 2, 2018

Cumberbatching

The act of giving something a different name because its original one is either stupid or too difficult to understand or pronounce.

- Yo Mix, are you coming to watch the new Dr. strange movie?
- For Christ sake, Stop cumberbatching my name! It's Mxyzptlk!
- Whatever you say, Mixolidy.

by Shaiavr August 2, 2018